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Message 1742547 - Posted: 16 Nov 2015, 14:48:58 UTC

"Und dis iss how ve make da sausage......."

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1742781 - Posted: 17 Nov 2015, 7:44:55 UTC

Sorry, people, We got busy last night, and I've just remmbered.


Judgement time

Nonourable mention for being so off the wall

Lynn with

"There is a colonial woman on the wing. There is something they're not telling us. She was out there churning butter. She was churning butter!"


Third place

Admiral Gloval with

When your budget can't afford coach.


Second place

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"3, 2, 1, ready or not, I'm coming to find you!"


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I'll have it fixed in a mo
... What do you mean "we are wt 35,000 feet"?

PM will be sent after I post this
Happy Crunching,

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Message 1742870 - Posted: 17 Nov 2015, 15:22:04 UTC

Thanks Graham.
Now let us see. What happened next?



Just tell us what you think happened next in twelve words or less.
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Message 1742926 - Posted: 17 Nov 2015, 23:30:06 UTC

3 bus loads of school children ate all of the oranges.
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Message 1742941 - Posted: 18 Nov 2015, 0:24:34 UTC - in response to Message 1742926.  

Visitors are encouraged to eat an orange - which works out as £5 each.
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Message 1742949 - Posted: 18 Nov 2015, 0:49:54 UTC
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Bluto: "FOOD FIGHT!!!"
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1742954 - Posted: 18 Nov 2015, 0:57:06 UTC

The Orange stands out to the stark white minimalist presentation.

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Message 1742962 - Posted: 18 Nov 2015, 1:13:56 UTC

Large white canvas = $740.oo.

A great big smack of throwing oranges = priceless!



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Message 1742985 - Posted: 18 Nov 2015, 2:39:22 UTC

Name of the painting is: "Orange Juice"
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Message 1743170 - Posted: 18 Nov 2015, 20:23:34 UTC

Running for another day - remember its "What happened next"
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Message 1743222 - Posted: 18 Nov 2015, 22:45:47 UTC - in response to Message 1742870.  

Man in yellow says: "Ahhh, that's better!"
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Message 1743224 - Posted: 18 Nov 2015, 22:53:18 UTC - in response to Message 1743170.  

Finally! O.J. sitting in Museum, peeling oranges.
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Message 1743233 - Posted: 18 Nov 2015, 23:43:38 UTC

"Get your fruit and vegetables while you check out the artwork!"
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Message 1743239 - Posted: 19 Nov 2015, 0:44:41 UTC

Man next to man in yellow thinking. Cough, cough. "CROP DUSTER!!!"

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Message 1743490 - Posted: 20 Nov 2015, 4:23:03 UTC

A group of students come in and start to throw the oranges.

or

A raccoon comes in a steals one.
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Message 1743540 - Posted: 20 Nov 2015, 6:53:52 UTC - in response to Message 1743490.  

Orange Is the New Black.
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Message 1743637 - Posted: 20 Nov 2015, 18:27:39 UTC

OK, the time has come....
Three or four very good, and some unable to tell the difference between "a caption" and "what happens next", and a few in between.

So, in no particular order we have Monday with his school kids scoffing the oranges, The Holy Hand Grenade his food fight...a big smack..", and finally Carlos with two at once....

The winner is Carlos, with "A raccoon comes in a steals one."

Leaving second to the Holy Hand Grenade

and third to Monday.

The rest were amusing, but didn't quite hit the spot.


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Message 1743678 - Posted: 20 Nov 2015, 22:38:13 UTC
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Well on behalf of Raccoons world wide, I accept the honor and present you with this picture to caption. If you have time you might want to watch the video that this taken from.


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Message 1743773 - Posted: 21 Nov 2015, 4:12:13 UTC

How far will advertisers go to satisfy customers?

Or

How low can you go? Can you go down low? All the way to the floor?

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Message 1743813 - Posted: 21 Nov 2015, 8:54:53 UTC

Hello, 911? I'd like to report a boat sinking...

(…or 112 for the Euro crowd, 066 for Mexicans...)
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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