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Message 1662688 - Posted: 8 Apr 2015, 19:07:58 UTC

Congratz dg....

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Message 1662697 - Posted: 8 Apr 2015, 19:20:37 UTC

I wonder if more than a couple of us figured out Dave was in the central computer core? Thanks for third place.

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Message 1662698 - Posted: 8 Apr 2015, 19:28:15 UTC

Thanks everyone. This one should be very interesting..........


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Message 1662722 - Posted: 8 Apr 2015, 20:43:12 UTC

That's the last time I'll try and drink Zapped Sparky under the table....


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OK, so I drank all the beer last night.....


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Another wine, red this time


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And that Pierre is how it all started...

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I forgot my wife's birthday..... Who said elephants never forget :-(
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Message 1662762 - Posted: 8 Apr 2015, 23:11:52 UTC

Elephant says to Bartender:

"You put on some shoes!"


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Message 1662780 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 0:04:36 UTC

Elephant: Do you know how much Stella Artois it takes to make an elephant my size drunk? - And how much that costs?
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Message 1662787 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 0:42:07 UTC

And after the wife left me it really started going downhill...
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Message 1662862 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 5:21:28 UTC

AHA, so that is where the elephant hangs out, when Mike and Steve run out of beer.
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Message 1662866 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 5:29:38 UTC

[simultaneous thought bubbles]
...and you too :-(
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Message 1662867 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 5:31:32 UTC

[elephant]
Monday's doing so well loosing weight, every time I think about it I pile on more weight
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Message 1662879 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 6:01:15 UTC

Barkeep: I hope I can get out'a here before this guy burps!
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Message 1662935 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 8:48:02 UTC

I've been sooooo depressed since I changed from pink to grey.



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I must have drunk too much, I'm seeing grey humans!
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Message 1662939 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 8:55:33 UTC

"Did you know that there's an elephant in the house?"
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Message 1663129 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 16:55:43 UTC

What do you mean "You've got the hump"? I'm sure neither of us is sitting on a camel
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Message 1663210 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 20:55:19 UTC - in response to Message 1662698.  

Hello, stranger: why the long nose?
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Message 1663249 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 22:06:22 UTC - in response to Message 1663210.  

Republicans, @ the Cocktails & Dreams Party.
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Message 1663293 - Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 0:02:26 UTC

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, it sure as he££ ain't Miller Light.
Stay thirsty, my friends……":~D

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Message 1663304 - Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 0:33:33 UTC

Thanks everyone for the captions!

And third place goes to Monday "And after the wife left me it really started going downhill..."


Second place Michael Roberts "Hello, stranger: why the long nose?"


The winner is Rob Smith "OK, so I drank all the beer last night....."

Congratulations! Your thread!

(I was surprised no one submitted "It must have been something I said, when I got home she was packing her trunk.")

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Message 1663427 - Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 5:00:59 UTC

Thanks dg6580004 - I'll have a dig later on and see what I can find.
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Message 1663456 - Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 6:57:40 UTC

Congratz Rob....



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