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Message 1644253 - Posted: 19 Feb 2015, 21:34:22 UTC - in response to Message 1644247.  

Keep dipping it, I see that Soviet sub the swedes were looking for starting to surface!!!
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Message 1644260 - Posted: 19 Feb 2015, 22:19:49 UTC - in response to Message 1644253.  

Surely the only person capable of landing the plane is an ex-pilot afraid to fly. But don't call him Shirley.
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Message 1644289 - Posted: 19 Feb 2015, 23:33:32 UTC




"Synchronized swimming takes on a whole new form."


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Message 1644298 - Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 0:11:35 UTC

April Fool's Day came early.

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Message 1644349 - Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 5:04:36 UTC

The new bungee cord arresters need a rethink.

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Message 1644361 - Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 5:47:32 UTC - in response to Message 1644349.  

OK, who forgot to set the Parking Brake ?!?!?!
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Message 1644362 - Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 5:51:13 UTC - in response to Message 1644361.  

Will had sudden regrets about letting little bobby borrow the plane for the weekend......
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Message 1644372 - Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 6:56:53 UTC - in response to Message 1644362.  

Vladimir Putin, wants the plane for a revolution.
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Message 1644528 - Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 16:00:25 UTC
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Told you it was a bad idea to let a sub jockey fly a plane.
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Message 1644529 - Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 16:01:11 UTC
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"I make my planes to go, not stop!"
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1644589 - Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 18:14:34 UTC

...now let's see him pull out of this one....
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Message 1644756 - Posted: 21 Feb 2015, 2:10:54 UTC

PARKING: Sometimes it's hard to find a good spot.

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Message 1644770 - Posted: 21 Feb 2015, 3:46:04 UTC

Pilot, "seems like a complicated way to take the water temperature."

OR,

Pilot, "do you really think a whale will back-up onto this rectal thermometer?"
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Message 1644793 - Posted: 21 Feb 2015, 5:27:55 UTC
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Exotic sport fishing catches a F9F-8 Cougar.

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Message 1644799 - Posted: 21 Feb 2015, 5:45:27 UTC

You need to let go of the rubber band.
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Message 1644810 - Posted: 21 Feb 2015, 6:08:15 UTC

You can't blame the poor thing for being thirsty!
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Message 1644811 - Posted: 21 Feb 2015, 6:15:35 UTC

"are you ready to ask for directions yet?"
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Message 1644819 - Posted: 21 Feb 2015, 6:46:56 UTC - in response to Message 1644811.  

I don't care how many times you dunk it, Godzilla isn't going to fall for that trick twice!!
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Message 1644884 - Posted: 21 Feb 2015, 12:57:06 UTC
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With the chronic biscuit shortage starting to bite... the crew began looking for other things to dunk.

inspired by zalster's "dunk" reference :)
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Message 1644900 - Posted: 21 Feb 2015, 13:58:31 UTC

Sorry folks I kept forgetting I had to find a winner. This was proving to be quite difficult because of the overwealmingly funny nature of all the posts. That was until Esme dropped her pearler tha just cracked me up. Therefore...

Winner Es99 with "are you ready to ask for directions yet?"

Second Carlos with "Sub bate." Very subtle Oz like humour that particularily appealed to me.

And third Admiral Gloval with "Woman driver." Awarded for sheer nad-worthyness and an obvious subconscious to be attacked by a stink of rabid skunks.

PM on way. :-)
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