I heartily agree with the posts by Annie, Chris, Sirius, and Annie.

(Chris's last didn't really say anything to agree with.)

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David
Sitting on my butt while others boldly go,
Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.

What causes old people smell

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David
Sitting on my butt while others boldly go,
Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.

What causes old people smell

Um... thank you David. Something not to be sniffed at I think. :)

I can't say I've ever noticed it really (a statement which becomes utterly meaningless on reading the article of course... so probably shouldn't have wasted everybody's time saying it :))


Hi mrperk :)

Without Thorazine I would never be able to get my mother into the bath :) Also... without Thorazine, I would never be able to get my mother out of the bath. :) (The alternative would be several highly trained SAS units, armed with tranquiliser darts augmented with Thorazine :))

I therefore can highly recommend it to all agitated/senile/armed/rabid setizens :)

Moi?

Non :) Moi! Moi! Moi!

My son just came in and asked me when mother's day was. I told him it wasn't until next week and he still had time to get me something.

"that's good," he replied "because I saw an ad in the paper for a discount on hearing aids"

Thanks son.

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My son just came in and asked me when mother's day was. I told him it wasn't until next week and he still had time to get me something.

"that's good," he replied "because I saw an ad in the paper for a discount on hearing aids"

Thanks son.

He he he he he he :))) Hi Es! My daughter has a long standing tradition of getting me giant gobstoppers for mother's day. I think she thought that if they were big enough they'd keep me quiet for a whole year, but she's recently started topping me up on my birthdays too :)

May I make a suggestion, skip the gobstoppers and go for


... and another thing seniors are good at besides not hearing...

My elderly goldfish will demonstrate:

May I make a suggestion, skip the gobstoppers and go for


... and another thing seniors are good at besides not hearing...

My elderly goldfish will demonstrate:

:))))))) very entertaining! Thank you mrperk :) Have heard of moonpie, but never tried it - does it contain spacedust? (called fizz wizz in the UK) :)




a chance to make noises from both ends simultaneously :)

Nope, not space dust... marshmellow filling.

Dog having a senior moment, Donald Trump comb-over.

Nope, not space dust... marshmellow filling.

Dog having a senior moment, Donald Trump comb-over.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... so sweet and so grumpy! :)

Works every time.

Works equally well on children and seniors - just move the mouse pointer around. Playing some music makes it even fuunier.

Works equally well on children and seniors - just move the mouse pointer around. Playing some music makes it even fuunier.

Free Willy, fun :)

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Works equally well on children and seniors - just move the mouse pointer around. Playing some music makes it even fuunier.

Free Willy, fun :)

Oh my goodness that is so good! :) I found it very hard to leave him behind though... so I've opened another window :)

Works equally well on children and seniors - just move the mouse pointer around. Playing some music makes it even fuunier.

Free Willy, fun :)

Oh my goodness that is so good! :) I found it very hard to leave him behind though... so I've opened another window :)

...now open another window playing the "Jaws" theme :-)

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Works equally well on children and seniors - just move the mouse pointer around. Playing some music makes it even fuunier.

Free Willy, fun :)

Oh my goodness that is so good! :) I found it very hard to leave him behind though... so I've opened another window :)

...now open another window playing the "Jaws" theme :-)

"Jaws" Theme

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Works equally well on children and seniors - just move the mouse pointer around. Playing some music makes it even fuunier.

Free Willy, fun :)

Oh my goodness that is so good! :) I found it very hard to leave him behind though... so I've opened another window :)

...now open another window playing the "Jaws" theme :-)

... .... .... ... .... .\.../o_ ... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek


good one! he he he :)

Um... no thank you :)

...my daughter got me hooked on that one. LMAO, Free Willie! Good ;-)

LSM and I just love this!
Try Ghostbusters music.....

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My duaghter put on Miley C. and made the fish twerk...

OMG, nearly spit-laughed all over my screen.