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Message 1431769 - Posted: 22 Oct 2013, 6:07:52 UTC
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What happens when you fall off the bow of a ship? You get KEELED.

Edit- A question for all posters in here. Back in the old puns o fun thread, I started a new thread when the post count got up to 250. At the time we had some dial up users. If we ever get to a high count would you prefer a new thread at 500 or 250?
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Message 1431773 - Posted: 22 Oct 2013, 6:14:20 UTC - in response to Message 1431769.

What happens when you fall off the bow of a ship? You get KEELED.

Edit- A question for all posters in here. Back in the old puns o fun thread, I started a new thread when the post count got up to 250. At the time we had some dial up users. If we ever get to a high count would you prefer a new thread at 500 or 250?


James, 500 would be okay.

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Message 1431774 - Posted: 22 Oct 2013, 6:15:28 UTC - in response to Message 1431773.

What happens when you fall off the bow of a ship? You get KEELED.

Edit- A question for all posters in here. Back in the old puns o fun thread, I started a new thread when the post count got up to 250. At the time we had some dial up users. If we ever get to a high count would you prefer a new thread at 500 or 250?


James, 500 would be okay.

Thats what im thinking also. How about the rest of you?
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Message 1431777 - Posted: 22 Oct 2013, 6:19:05 UTC - in response to Message 1431774.

What happens when you fall off the bow of a ship? You get KEELED.

Edit- A question for all posters in here. Back in the old puns o fun thread, I started a new thread when the post count got up to 250. At the time we had some dial up users. If we ever get to a high count would you prefer a new thread at 500 or 250?


James, 500 would be okay.

Thats what im thinking also. How about the rest of you?

500 is ok here too.
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Message 1431809 - Posted: 22 Oct 2013, 9:16:50 UTC

In 21C America there must be very few dial-ups left, and I doubt any here. Lets say 500, unless a dial-up user says anything :-)

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Message 1431845 - Posted: 22 Oct 2013, 13:15:44 UTC

my vote is for 500
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Message 1431854 - Posted: 22 Oct 2013, 13:57:12 UTC

Does it really matter, since everyone can set their account for how many posts they see per page?

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Message 1432091 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 5:29:36 UTC

OK 500 posts it is. Now back to puns.

Celt this is right up your alley.

Hormel is in negotiations with major league basesball to award players $10,000.00 for every Grand Slam hit. However Hormel insists that the hit be called GRAND SPAM.
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Message 1432182 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 12:11:31 UTC

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
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Message 1432191 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 13:23:20 UTC

14 days fighting peasants makes a fort knight.

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Message 1432197 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 13:41:16 UTC - in response to Message 1432091.

the hit be called GRAND SPAM.

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Yes!

Spam spam spam spam,
Wonderful Spaaaaam!

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Message 1432209 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 14:10:51 UTC - in response to Message 1432197.

the hit be called GRAND SPAM.

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Yes!

Spam spam spam spam,
Wonderful Spaaaaam!

Yeah, it figures Ian would be GOBLIN that up.

(See how I tied it back to the previous topic?)

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Message 1432518 - Posted: 24 Oct 2013, 6:33:19 UTC - in response to Message 1432091.

OK 500 posts it is. Now back to puns.

Celt this is right up your alley.

Hormel is in negotiations with major league basesball to award players $10,000.00 for every Grand Slam hit. However Hormel insists that the hit be called GRAND SPAM.


I guess I should have said Its SPRITE up his alley.
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Message 1432553 - Posted: 24 Oct 2013, 10:32:13 UTC

Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
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Message 1432585 - Posted: 24 Oct 2013, 13:49:44 UTC

WIthout coffee, daily living can become a regular grind.

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Message 1432598 - Posted: 24 Oct 2013, 14:46:52 UTC - in response to Message 1432585.

WIthout coffee, daily living can become a regular grind.

Ore the pits...
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Message 1433032 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 5:26:27 UTC - in response to Message 1432598.

WIthout coffee, daily living can become a regular grind.

Ore the pits...

Now Vic in the spirit of halloween you should have said, ( Oger the pits )

What do you call a hacker who steals Vehicle Identification Numbers? A VINPIRE.

My challenge to you is to come up with puns for vampires.
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Message 1433034 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 5:30:19 UTC

OK, try this one:

What do you call the real anger displayed by an actor - VAMP-IRE
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Message 1433037 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 5:38:09 UTC - in response to Message 1433034.

OK, try this one:

What do you call the real anger displayed by an actor - VAMP-IRE

YES, Thats what im talking about.

What happens when you short change a living dead hooker. You get a TRAMP-IRE.
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Message 1433039 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 5:59:01 UTC

International company - Hertz Van 'ire
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