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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
What happens when you fall off the bow of a ship? You get KEELED. Thats what im thinking also. How about the rest of you? [/quote] Old James |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65689 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
What happens when you fall off the bow of a ship? You get KEELED. 500 is ok here too. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
my vote is for 500 |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Does it really matter, since everyone can set their account for how many posts they see per page? David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
OK 500 posts it is. Now back to puns. Celt this is right up your alley. Hormel is in negotiations with major league basesball to award players $10,000.00 for every Grand Slam hit. However Hormel insists that the hit be called GRAND SPAM. [/quote] Old James |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34041 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
the hit be called GRAND SPAM. ____________ Yes! Spam spam spam spam, Wonderful Spaaaaam! |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
the hit be called GRAND SPAM. Yeah, it figures Ian would be GOBLIN that up. (See how I tied it back to the previous topic?) David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
OK 500 posts it is. Now back to puns. I guess I should have said Its SPRITE up his alley. [/quote] Old James |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34041 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
WIthout coffee, daily living can become a regular grind. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65689 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
WIthout coffee, daily living can become a regular grind. Ore the pits... The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
WIthout coffee, daily living can become a regular grind. Now Vic in the spirit of halloween you should have said, ( Oger the pits ) What do you call a hacker who steals Vehicle Identification Numbers? A VINPIRE. My challenge to you is to come up with puns for vampires. [/quote] Old James |
rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22149 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380 |
OK, try this one: What do you call the real anger displayed by an actor - VAMP-IRE Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
OK, try this one: YES, Thats what im talking about. What happens when you short change a living dead hooker. You get a TRAMP-IRE. [/quote] Old James |
rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22149 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380 |
International company - Hertz Van 'ire Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65689 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
What do you get when one crosses a fashionista with a wolf - Wear-Wolf. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Vic the challenge is for vampires. But there is no such thing as off topic. [/quote] Old James |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
What do you get when Dracula eats a certain brand of beans and lights his flatulance? A VanCampfire. Van Camp makes pork and beans for those across the pond. [/quote] Old James |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65689 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Sorry James, but Wearwolf is the best I could come up with. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
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