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Message 1422201 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 2:35:25 UTC

I nominate the human eye. Everyone who wears corrective lenses or has had corrective surgery knows the clown who designed the eye was an incompetent or malevolent. For those of us who have developed cataracts there is no choice, it was a malevolent SOB.
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Message 1422208 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 2:45:20 UTC

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Message 1422209 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 2:45:23 UTC

I nominate the design of the human spine.
What the hell was the invisible sky dude thinking when he stacked a bunch of bones up vertically with the expectation that it would hold up under the stress of workloads applied to it.

The human spine is proof that intelligent design is a myth.
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Message 1422210 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 2:49:20 UTC
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Id say its that little brain in the penis. It so overules the bigger supposedly smarter one:) Just think of the woe that little one has caused.
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Message 1422230 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 3:56:49 UTC

I certainly know that my spine is stuffed, but I reckon the worst part of us is having our air passage and digestion track being shared instead of both being separate.

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Message 1422321 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 12:09:38 UTC
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The human male foreskin since in some cultures it's the first body modification done at a very early age.

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Message 1422431 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 16:22:31 UTC - in response to Message 1422321.

Well i have 20/20 vision so i'm happy with the eye, no spinal trouble so i'm happy with that too.

I'd say probably the female reproduction system (bear with me here...)
I ran this past a couple of female colleagues first, and they both agreed that childbirth should be much easier, and to counter this, conception should be harder.

I suppose this could actually link to the spine suggestion too, since it's due to our walking on two legs that birth became much harder, because the child has to turn a corner to get out.

The human male foreskin since in some cultures it's the first body modification done at a very early age.

Ouch! *crosses legs*
No one's going anywhere near that with any form of blade!

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Message 1422455 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 16:47:47 UTC

TMI Simon !!

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Message 1422457 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 16:51:43 UTC

yes why does this dummy think those huge object need to pass out such a small hole(childbirth) Why make it so difficult?

baby making more difficult? perhaps and American ninja competition. If you don't do all the tasks properly and in the specified time you fail the event.
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Message 1422461 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 16:56:03 UTC

I would add the kidney - why does such a vital organ have such appalling plumbing that it clogs up with impassible stones....
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Message 1422467 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 17:00:12 UTC

true why not just have that bag attached directly to the kidney. no fuss no muss.
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Message 1422510 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 17:32:35 UTC

I missed the word "internal" - ask any kidney stone producer :-(
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Message 1422515 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 17:37:05 UTC

With a nod to Robin Williams: What is intelligent about putting an amusement park next to a waste processing facility?
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Message 1422533 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 17:56:57 UTC - in response to Message 1422515.

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Message 1422579 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 18:52:40 UTC

I nominate the poorly designed DNA molecule and the DNA replication machinery. Cells keep making errors in copying the DNA, leading to cancer. And then there's all those nasty inherited diseases caused by mutations in genes. Could have designed a much better DNA proof reading mechanism. And got to agree that using the spinal column, which was designed for 4 legged animals, for humans is poor engineering. And my personal favorite, why 2 kidneys but only 1 heart? And why can the liver regenerate itself but other organs can't? Why not give us some back up organs and better repair functions.
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Message 1422637 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 20:32:11 UTC

Everyone seems to be upset with the fantastic design element called planned obsolescence. This seems strange as planned obsolescence seems to be adopted by the most successful enterprises on earth.

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Message 1422684 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 21:10:10 UTC - in response to Message 1422637.

What about teeth. Sheesh they don't fit and some folks including myself have some crooked teeth. I noticed the highly evolved dog doesn't have such tragic teeth. Why us?
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Message 1422702 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 21:39:36 UTC - in response to Message 1422209.

I nominate the design of the human spine.
What the hell was the invisible sky dude thinking when he stacked a bunch of bones up vertically with the expectation that it would hold up under the stress of workloads applied to it.

The human spine is proof that intelligent design is a myth.


If invisible sky dude/dudette/entity exists, he/she/it is answering you with "WTH are you doing putting so much stress on it? Didn't you read the instruction manual I left for you? Frackin' idiot humans!"

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Message 1422703 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 21:40:10 UTC - in response to Message 1422533.

ROFLMAO I love Robin!


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Message 1422712 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 22:28:41 UTC - in response to Message 1422702.

I nominate the design of the human spine.
What the hell was the invisible sky dude thinking when he stacked a bunch of bones up vertically with the expectation that it would hold up under the stress of workloads applied to it.

The human spine is proof that intelligent design is a myth.


If invisible sky dude/dudette/entity exists, he/she/it is answering you with "WTH are you doing putting so much stress on it? Didn't you read the instruction manual I left for you? Frackin' idiot humans!"


Can you please point to this instruction manual that this deity left for us?

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