Darn you, Angela. I went out and had a Portillo's bacon cheeseburger and fries last night. And chocolate cake.

Hey!!! I'm the one who walked out on the cheeseburger! In what way am I to blame?

Darn you, Angela. I went out and had a Portillo's bacon cheeseburger and fries last night. And chocolate cake.

Hey!!! I'm the one who walked out on the cheeseburger! In what way am I to blame?

You opened the thread, and made us all hungry....... (8{)

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Donald
Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired

Quite right too, me finks young N9 has some penance to fulfill ;-))

Aha! The California Korpela Wildlife Park Raccoon runs need cleaning and de-pooping, 10 hours community service, off you go.

Given the hazards involved in de-pooping, Eric and I require a certification process, for the health and well-being of our employees and for liability purposes.

Sorry Chris.. you are giving us extra credit.

1 US fluid ounce = 1⁄128 US gallon
= 1⁄32 US quart
= 1⁄16 US pint

There is no decimal work to do. And it would be significantly less than 16 imperial ounces, which would be an imperial pint.

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Janice

Darn you, Angela. I went out and had a Portillo's bacon cheeseburger and fries last night. And chocolate cake.

Hey!!! I'm the one who walked out on the cheeseburger! In what way am I to blame?

You put the whole thing in my head. If it weren't for this thread, I would have had a McD's chicken wrap instead. Healthier and comes with Monopoly pieces.

My mother always told me "a pint's a pound the world around." She could never understand me when I said it depended what it was a pint of.

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David
Sitting on my butt while others boldly go,
Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.

But of course, as responsible Employers we would expect no less. Don't forget if they don't tick the box marked "Like Wisconsin Badgers" on the application form, they still pass the interview, but don't get a shovel until day 3.

Who ya kiddin? Those who do not like the mighty Wisconsin Badgers don't even get a call back.

But of course, as responsible Employers we would expect no less. Don't forget if they don't tick the box marked "Like Wisconsin Badgers" on the application form, they still pass the interview, but don't get a shovel until day 3.

Who ya kiddin? Those who do not like the mighty Wisconsin Badgers don't even get a call back.

Oh, dear, you said that out loud!
Watch out for the Fair Housing and Employment Commission lawyers, and the anti-discrimination activists with their picket signs, and.... (8{)

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Donald
Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired

I imagine raccoon poop can be removed with a picket...

But of course, as responsible Employers we would expect no less. Don't forget if they don't tick the box marked "Like Wisconsin Badgers" on the application form, they still pass the interview, but don't get a shovel until day 3.

Who ya kiddin? Those who do not like the mighty Wisconsin Badgers don't even get a call back.

What if they don't check that box, but write in "I don't like anything else either"?

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David
Sitting on my butt while others boldly go,
Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.

What if they don't check that box, but write in "I don't like anything else either"?

Those potential employees are taken directly to our psychiatric evaluation facility.

I imagine raccoon poop can be removed with a picket...

And picketers can be removed with the judicious application of animal poop.....
And with them gone, we can return to eating our cheezburgers!

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Donald
Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired

I imagine raccoon poop can be removed with a picket...

And picketers can be removed with the judicious application of animal poop.....
And with them gone, we can return to eating our cheezburgers!

But only if you wash your hands well first!

I imagine raccoon poop can be removed with a picket...

And picketers can be removed with the judicious application of animal poop.....
And with them gone, we can return to eating our cheezburgers!

But only if you wash your hands well first!

Of course! Even if you use proper Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) when handling or applying it, always wash up afterward.

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Donald
Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired

Of course! Even if you use proper Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) when handling or applying it, always wash up afterward.

As Chris so drolly pointed out, I always do!

(If this were the Pun Thread, I'd be obligated to type "I alwasy doo doo... Ok friends, enough mirth and levity for me this fine morning. Mount Laundry calls me. Bye!)

What if they don't check that box, but write in "I don't like anything else either"?

Those potential employees are taken directly to our psychiatric evaluation facility.

I'll tell your shrinks the only thing in all of sports I care about is the Cubs and they'll have me committed instantly.

Which still sounds better than cleaning Raccoon poop.

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David
Sitting on my butt while others boldly go,
Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.

Come January 1 the Golden Bears will kick the stuffing out of the Badgers in Pasadena ...

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I'm going with My Uncles alma mater, UCLA, otherwise known as the Bruins, unbearable isn't it?

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

Come January 1 the Golden Bears will kick the stuffing out of the Badgers in Pasadena ...

Eric will be very conflicted...

Come January 1 the Golden Bears will kick the stuffing out of the Badgers in Pasadena ...

Eric will be very conflicted...

If you think Erics conflicted now, just be glad He didn't graduate from UCLA, He'd be split 3 ways, instead of merely 2 ways...

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

Come January 1 the Golden Bears will kick the stuffing out of the Badgers in Pasadena ...

Eric will be very conflicted...

One of two things will happen ...
He will curl up into a fetal position or
he will say it doesn't matter I get bragging rights no matter what.

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