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Message 1332352 - Posted: 28 Jan 2013, 21:43:41 UTC - in response to Message 1332320.  

Yoko was sitting on the toilet, Saturday. All of the sudden she yelled 'Mom, come and smell how I stink!!' :)))


Reminds me of when I let one rip under the covers and then fan the blankets so the wife can enjoy. I never knew she could swear like that:)



I bet :)

That sounds like something for shock value.
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Message 1332891 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 18:57:03 UTC

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Message 1332906 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 19:28:51 UTC

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Message 1337774 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 15:57:11 UTC

The inside of my stove was really disgusting when I looked on Saturday, but I managed to clean enough stuff off the right front burner that it lights on its own again.

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Message 1337825 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 18:09:11 UTC

I've come down with the flu, twice today I've sneezed and covered my hand in snot :(
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Message 1337830 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 18:14:43 UTC - in response to Message 1337825.  

I've come down with the flu, twice today I've sneezed and covered my hand in snot :(

Gee, thanks. I just had lunch. :-\


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Message 1337834 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 18:21:31 UTC

I suffer from what can only be described as "explosive sneezes" so I know how to capture the expelled material. Unlike one of my colleges, who today sneezed explosively, and due to his lack of fielding practice had to spend the next few minutes scraping his screen and keyboard. Fortunately nobody was in the line of fire....
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Message 1337846 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 19:02:22 UTC

The sinus cavities can hold a lot. When you get a couple of tablespoons of snot out each nostril you begin to realize how big the holes in the head are ...

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Message 1337871 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 19:33:55 UTC

Gary .......... I've just had dinner ..................

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Message 1337878 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 19:45:17 UTC

Umm, potato chips on a friday evening.
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Message 1337879 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 19:49:09 UTC

Or them pies my kids make from sand in the playground.
Glad I can pretend eating them:)
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Message 1337880 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 19:50:24 UTC - in response to Message 1337879.  
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Or them pies my kids make from sand in the playground.
Glad I can pretend eating them:)

Kids shouldn't play in sand boxes, two words: "feral cats"
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Message 1337882 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 19:52:27 UTC

Or worse - Friday night's chips on Saturday night.....
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Message 1337884 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 19:53:51 UTC - in response to Message 1337880.  

Or them pies my kids make from sand in the playground.
Glad I can pretend eating them:)

Kids shouldn't play in sand boxes, two words: "feral cats"



Lol:))Now that's something I haven't seen yet in the playground...
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Message 1337885 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 19:56:08 UTC

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Message 1338111 - Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 16:17:54 UTC

How about when you think you just have gas. Then rip one off and find out it was liquid:)
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Message 1338116 - Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 16:24:18 UTC - in response to Message 1338111.  

How about when you think you just have gas. Then rip one off and find out it was liquid:)

That's disgusting on multiple levels.

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Message 1338139 - Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 18:11:15 UTC
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I'm taking some pills for an infection the bottle says to take with food, why? Can cause Nausea if taken with an empty stomach, that feeling was so disgusting last night I had to eat 10 ant-acid tablets so I could get rid of the taste plus the feeling and then go to sleep. Now that's disgusting.
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Message 1338147 - Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 18:30:44 UTC

It would have been more effective to eat a half slice of well done dry toast - I know, been there, got the tee-shirt :-(
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Message 1338165 - Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 19:03:08 UTC - in response to Message 1338111.  

How about when you think you just have gas. Then rip one off and find out it was liquid:)



James......please.....;)
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