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Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29835 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
I will start the topic this time as poetry. Poetry is strictly forbidden. If you must rhyme do it on Fridays in the TPTPW thread. |
Gary Charpentier Send message Joined: 25 Dec 00 Posts: 30651 Credit: 53,134,872 RAC: 32 |
I will start the topic this time as poetry. Poetry is strictly forbidden. If you must rhyme do it on Fridays in the TPTPW thread. Roses are red The little stinko rules. |
Dimly Lit Lightbulb 😀 Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15399 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1 |
Watching The Walking Dead I've wondered if my pet fish would turn zombie. Just imagine, little goldie turns and wants to eat your BRAINS!!!! NOM NOM NOM :) Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club. |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Carlos decreed to the mass, "Please give poetry a big pass... Tis not place or time To regale folks with rhyme!" May I please kick this guy in the _____? (Hmmmmmmmm I cannot seem to find the right rhyming word here to complete my limerick...) |
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
Carlos decreed to the mass, "Nantucket"? |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
This fellow I knew from Nebraska Said, "Listen folks I have to ask ya... How come when I hit On some gal she just flits Screaming 'I'd rather eat Baked Alaska!!!'" |
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
I wonder if the young ones know that just because my beard is white as snow that I would surely wear them out then leave them while they sit and pout |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
I wonder if the young ones know I suspect most women know, Regarding cowboys, "Just Say No!" They're fun for laughs until the day The prairie wind blows them away... |
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
Cowboys come and cowboys go This causes ladies a bit of pain But just when they're finally over him That damn old cowboy shows up again |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Cowboys come and cowboys go Cowboys come and cowboys go No doubt all that is true But once she's cleaned up all your cash She'll leave YOU feeling blue!!! |
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
Cowboys come and cowboys go That just shows how wrong you can be Most of those women want to pay me! |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Now Carlos said, "No rhyming!" And look at what we do!!!! We sit around and rhyme all day And half the evening too. I think he will be angry When he returns to here To make amends I think I'll have To buy that man a beer! My friends I have to go now And buy some groceries But I'll be back to rhyme real soon As long as words are free!!! |
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
I hope you enjoy the store and that my rhymes weren't a bore. I think you won this round, my dear I shall now return to my beer (already in progress) |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
That just shows how wrong you can be My, my, my! Good gracious me! What can I say but, "Well!!!" Oh yeah, here's just one more response... A hearty LOL! |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
I hope you enjoy the store My friend I have enjoyed myself You're more fun than a grocery shelf But if I do not leave my station Poor Eric may die of cruel starvation! Bye friends!!! Everybody rhyme here as a great big surprise for Carlos when he returns, ok? |
Ex: "Socialist" Send message Joined: 12 Mar 12 Posts: 3433 Credit: 2,616,158 RAC: 2 |
Don't worry Carlos. I cannot make a rhyme. Unlike the others, I will not waste my time. #resist |
Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0 |
I must agree with Dave. I can't rhyme, my life to save. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Carlos the OP has picked poetry as the subject of his affection. But in turn he requests that rhymes be not let, Or else hes gonna be redxin. [/quote] Old James |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29835 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
I should have know better, but I will take that beer next time I'm near. |
Uli Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1 |
That woman! Hijacks the thread and then leaves us wanting More. You can buy me a house anytime you want Dave. Ok now back on topic. Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt |
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