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Message 1243802 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:55:35 UTC - in response to Message 1243801.  

Oh PRUNElla...

Why Vic, what an aPEELing nickname!

I'm not too PERSIMMON about this topic...

Yes, you seem to be in a bit of a JAM. Best to PRESERVE your reputation and bow out now, friend.
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Message 1243803 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:57:30 UTC - in response to Message 1243802.  

Oh PRUNElla...

Why Vic, what an aPEELing nickname!

I'm not too PERSIMMON about this topic...

Yes, you seem to be in a bit of a JAM. Best to PRESERVE your reputation and bow out now, friend.

Ya better VITAMIN C My last post, I changed that to NUTS.
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Message 1243804 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:58:40 UTC

I Apricot that.
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Message 1243805 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:59:15 UTC - in response to Message 1243803.  

Ya better VITAMIN C My last post, I changed that to NUTS.

Vic, please concede now before I SKIN you alive and RIND up the remains to put in my compost bin...
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Message 1243807 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:00:32 UTC - in response to Message 1243805.  

Ya better VITAMIN C My last post, I changed that to NUTS.

Vic, please concede now before I SKIN you alive and RIND up the remains to put in my compost bin...

DEW I have to CASHEW now?
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Message 1243809 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:01:47 UTC - in response to Message 1243807.  

DEW I have to CASHEW now?

VINE! Do what you must...
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Message 1243810 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:07:24 UTC

Five minutes without a pun... are you all done SHAKING MY TREE now?
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Message 1243811 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:08:28 UTC
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No Vic. The only constest left is Cherry pits distance oontest. Only Nuts like me are allowed.
Fijy apples are rocking.
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Message 1243812 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:09:04 UTC - in response to Message 1243809.  

DEW I have to CASHEW now?

VINE! Do what you must...

Don't WINE to Me, the constraints to one type of food don't help any. If Ya want Yer crown, ya can keep it, I don't want it...
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Message 1243813 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:09:16 UTC - in response to Message 1243811.  

No Vic. The only constezt left is Cherry pits distance oontest. Only Nuts like me are allowedFi
Fiyi apples are rocking.

Well, I see Ulibelle wants to let this thread RIPEN...
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Message 1243814 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:10:14 UTC - in response to Message 1243812.  
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If Ya want Yer crown, ya can keep it, I don't want it...

There's no beating around the BUSH... of course I want my crown!!!
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Message 1243815 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:11:58 UTC

One again someone is Graping.
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Message 1243816 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:12:06 UTC

Now where did that cowboy go? Did he go back to CLINGing to some PEACHy little FRUIT TART?
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Message 1243817 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:13:27 UTC

I would say, that is a RIPE assesment.
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Message 1243819 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:14:38 UTC - in response to Message 1243817.  

I would say, that is a RIPE assesment.

LOL, girlfriend! You know his approach will never BEAR FRUIT...
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Message 1243820 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:17:26 UTC

And where did Mark go? Did he return for a late shift at his PLANT?
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Message 1243821 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:18:49 UTC - in response to Message 1243819.  
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I should Berry that in mimd.
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Message 1243822 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:20:09 UTC - in response to Message 1243821.  

I should Beery that in mimd.

You know, girlfriend, some day some gal with a real ZEST for life is going to PICK up that cowboy and REAM him a new one...
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Message 1243824 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:23:02 UTC - in response to Message 1243822.  
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I know Ang, but he seems to like Lemons.
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Message 1243827 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 5:26:24 UTC - in response to Message 1243824.  

I know Ang, but he seems to like Lemoms.

Uli, I conSEED! You have SET your mind on winning, and I hearby YIELD to your superior punning.

All hail Queen Uli!!!

(If you missed this pun war, you can catch it later on PODcast...)

Now then, let's get Uli's coronation party started!!!!
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