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Message 1243751 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:03:14 UTC

Too bad our British friends are all asleep. This seems like a good topic for the LIMEys...
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Message 1243753 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:05:42 UTC

Do I have to ask for PERSIMMON to use the restroom, or can I just go?
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Message 1243755 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:06:16 UTC

I can't Comquat that.
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Message 1243756 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:07:06 UTC - in response to Message 1243753.  

Do I have to ask for PERSIMMON to use the restroom, or can I just go?


Do you have to drop a POMGRANITE?
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Message 1243757 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:08:05 UTC

Oh Scarecrow is back! (No doubt he was out chasing some little passion flower and he ended up sampling some PASSION FRUIT...)
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Message 1243759 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:09:19 UTC - in response to Message 1243756.  

Do I have to ask for PERSIMMON to use the restroom, or can I just go?


Do you have to drop a POMGRANITE?



I'm going to POMELO the two of you if you take this thread in another direction!!!
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Message 1243761 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:12:30 UTC

Who are you sPEARing?
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Message 1243763 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:13:48 UTC - in response to Message 1243757.  

Oh Scarecrow is back! (No doubt he was out chasing some little passion flower and he ended up sampling some PASSION FRUIT...)

I am sort of a SMOOTHIE that way.
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Message 1243764 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:13:58 UTC - in response to Message 1243761.  

Who are you sPEARing?

Not the one who just tried to GOOSEBERRY me!!!!
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Message 1243765 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:14:50 UTC - in response to Message 1243763.  

Oh Scarecrow is back! (No doubt he was out chasing some little passion flower and he ended up sampling some PASSION FRUIT...)

I am sort of a SMOOTHIE that way.

You'll end up an unwed PAPAYA if you don't watch out!!!
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Message 1243766 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:16:48 UTC - in response to Message 1243765.  

Oh Scarecrow is back! (No doubt he was out chasing some little passion flower and he ended up sampling some PASSION FRUIT...)

I am sort of a SMOOTHIE that way.

You'll end up an unwed PAPAYA if you don't watch out!!!

It takes two to MANGO.
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Message 1243767 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:17:55 UTC

Cowboy, how do you know that all these wild women are not just looking for a sugar daddy? You know, they might just be gold digging little LYCHEES!
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Message 1243768 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:17:56 UTC

IM going to concede seems my fruit knowledge is not very TANGERINEable.
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Message 1243769 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:18:15 UTC

Ang it is time for you to PLUM over that crown to me.
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Message 1243770 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:18:18 UTC - in response to Message 1243766.  

Oh Scarecrow is back! (No doubt he was out chasing some little passion flower and he ended up sampling some PASSION FRUIT...)

I am sort of a SMOOTHIE that way.

You'll end up an unwed PAPAYA if you don't watch out!!!

It takes two to MANGO.

And three to TANGEREEN.
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Message 1243771 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:19:24 UTC - in response to Message 1243768.  

IM going to concede seems my fruit knowledge is not very TANGERINEable.

If you insist, Jim. (I'm trying to be respectful to my ELDERBERRIES....)
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Message 1243773 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:20:56 UTC

I am trying to LIGON.
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Message 1243774 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:22:37 UTC - in response to Message 1243773.  

I am trying to LIGON.

Sorry, I can get a bit LOQUATacious
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Message 1243775 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012, 4:24:05 UTC - in response to Message 1243774.  

I am trying to LIGON.

Sorry, I can get a bit LOQUATacious

I'll have to BLUEBERRY my head in a dictionary to see what that is.
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