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Message 1196689 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:04:38 UTC

No, I've just drank a few too many BRUISE tonight.
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Message 1196690 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:06:04 UTC

I thought you were trying to KICK the habit?
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Message 1196692 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:06:53 UTC

It's pretty hard to BEAT.
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Message 1196694 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:09:44 UTC

Did you eat dinner tonight cowboy? I hope you filled your BELLICOSE it looks like it is going to be a long, long night...
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Message 1196695 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:12:38 UTC

I SLAMMED down some noodles.
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Message 1196696 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:14:26 UTC - in response to Message 1196695.  

I SLAMMED down some noodles.

And a fifth of BANDY, I'm guessing...
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Message 1196698 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:19:29 UTC

No, tequila... with WORM and peace.
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Message 1196699 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:22:18 UTC

Well, I'm trying to keep a HEADBUTT you sure aren't making it easy for me!
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Message 1196700 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:26:45 UTC

Ha! I have you eating out of the PUMMEL my hand!
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Message 1196701 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:27:33 UTC

Oh quit JABbering on and just declare me the winner.
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Message 1196702 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:32:23 UTC

Perhaps I should exPOUND on why I'm the winner.
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Message 1196703 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:33:00 UTC - in response to Message 1196702.  

Perhaps I should exPOUND on why I'm the winner.

I STRUGGLE to see how that could be possible...
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Message 1196709 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:43:04 UTC

Ballistically speaking, it's true you may have the upper hand.
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Message 1196710 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:45:27 UTC - in response to Message 1196709.  

Ballistically speaking, it's true you may have the upper hand.

Yes cowboy. While you may make some Lady Crunchers drool, not all of us are CLOBBERING all over you!
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Message 1196713 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:47:39 UTC - in response to Message 1196710.  

Ballistically speaking, it's true you may have the upper hand.

Yes cowboy. While you may make some Lady Crunchers drool, not all of us are CLOBBERING all over you!

Yes You've been quite SMASHING tonight and this is it fur Me, I'm egghausted, night all.
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Message 1196714 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:48:54 UTC

Ang, just give it up. Mr Cowboy got you. Now invite him for some Leimoncello and I think he might just BOWL OVER.

Sorry to be late to the party folks.
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Message 1196715 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:49:10 UTC - in response to Message 1196713.  

Yes You've been quite SMASHING tonight and this is it fur Me, I'm egghausted, night all.

Goodnight, oh SOLDIER OF FORTUNE! Sleep well, Vic.
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Message 1196716 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:50:07 UTC - in response to Message 1196714.  

Ang, just give it up. Mr Cowboy got you. Now invite him for some Leimoncello and I think he might just BOWL OVER.

MELEE that order!
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Message 1196717 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:50:52 UTC

Goodnight, Victor. Despite our best efforts, the blue team might be KNOCKED OUT of the game tonight.
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Message 1196718 - Posted: 18 Feb 2012, 6:51:43 UTC

It has been a RIOT!!!
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