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Message 1193753 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 7:52:26 UTC

I think my pun bank has gone COMBUST.
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Message 1193754 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 7:56:44 UTC

So you're letting me give you the AXE? You will henceforth SCREEN your calls? You're letting me SLASH AND BURN? I can hold a FIRE SALE on your crown, cape and scepter? You are letting this PYROMANIAC get away with not having everything up to CODE?

Cowboy, are you going to stand there and FIDDLE WHILE ROME BURNS?
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Message 1193755 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 7:59:50 UTC - in response to Message 1193754.  

So you're letting me give you the AXE? You will henceforth SCREEN your calls? You're letting me SLASH AND BURN? I can hold a FIRE SALE on your crown, cape and scepter? You are letting this PYROMANIAC get away with not having everything up to CODE?

Cowboy, are you going to stand there and FIDDLE WHILE ROME BURNS?

Well, after that barrage, there's nothing left to do but SWEEP OUT THE ASHES in the morning! I hereby declare Angela the winner and pun queen.
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Message 1193756 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 8:02:45 UTC - in response to Message 1193755.  

Well, after that barrage, there's nothing left to do but SWEEP OUT THE ASHES in the morning! I hereby declare Angela the winner and pun queen.

Cowboy, I'm afraid you PERISHED IN THE FLAMES far too quickly. And to think that all this time I thought you loved me TINDER...
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Message 1193757 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 8:07:42 UTC

Well, since it seems I'm FIREPROOF this evening, let's get this victory celebration started!
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Message 1193758 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 8:07:50 UTC - in response to Message 1193756.  

Well, after that barrage, there's nothing left to do but SWEEP OUT THE ASHES in the morning! I hereby declare Angela the winner and pun queen.

Cowboy, I'm afraid you PERISHED IN THE FLAMES far too quickly. And to think that all this time I thought you loved me TINDER...

Ah, you have me HOOK, LADDER, and sinker. I can't deny it.
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Message 1193759 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 8:10:09 UTC

Nah, you did a good job FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE...
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Message 1193760 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 8:10:44 UTC - in response to Message 1193757.  

Well, since it seems I'm FIREPROOF this evening, let's get this victory celebration started!

And now a word from our sponsor.
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Message 1193761 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 8:12:45 UTC

Who's up for something retro?
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Message 1193762 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 8:16:08 UTC

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Message 1193763 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 8:19:51 UTC


Goodnight Punsters!
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Message 1193764 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 8:20:54 UTC - in response to Message 1193763.  

Goodnight Angela. Congratulations!
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Message 1194072 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 22:31:34 UTC - in response to Message 1193794.  

I see no-one was a MATCH for our Racoon Lady, and she's gone and FLAMING won it again. You are most KINDling to her, and I expect she is very GRATEful.

Pah! Greatful my foot! I take no prisoners; I show no mercy!
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Message 1194074 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 22:33:32 UTC

Seems there was quite a barnburner in here last night...LOL.
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Message 1194080 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 22:37:48 UTC

I was just sleepy that's AWL...

Besides most of the time, no response to My attempts at punfoolery...
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Message 1194081 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 22:40:01 UTC

Its that damn california time that gets me. Why I would have warmed some ones fanny to red hot If I had not got tired and went to bed. Well thats my excuse and im sticking to it:)
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Message 1194084 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 22:41:31 UTC

I look forward to a rematch, Jim!
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Message 1194087 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 22:44:17 UTC

Ready to get blistered? I got my game on sister:)
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Message 1194090 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 22:45:54 UTC

I welcome any and all challenges to my crown. Smacking you down amuses me.
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Message 1194092 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 22:46:46 UTC - in response to Message 1194090.  

I welcome any and all challenges to my crown. Smacking you down amuses me.


LMAO, Not like you aint done it before either.
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