Why don't you see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

You know that indestructible stuff that is used to make the black box on airplanes?Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

And who are "they" any way ?!

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I Refuse to hold myself responsible for any of my actions.

si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes

>
> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Mice/Rat/Bird-flavoured cat food used to be sold in the UK but the pensioners kept buying it, cose it was 35p($0.10c) a tin.

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If Corn oil is made from corn

and

Soybean oil is made from soybeans

What is Baby Oil made from?

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> If Corn oil is made from corn
>
> and
>
> Soybean oil is made from soybeans
>
> What is Baby Oil made from?

Mineral Oil

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OH MY GOD, I will never eat anothe Girl Scout Cookie again !!!!!

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> pensioners

Unknown word. Please describe.

> > pensioners
>
> Unknown word. Please describe.
>
>
EDIT: Old Gilf's

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> Old Milf's
Old? Eeewwww!

> > Old Milf's
> Old? Eeewwww!
>
EDIT: Old Gilf's

CK Mail

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Why do cleansers have real lemons while lemonade isn't?
Why do I stop my computer from a start menu?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, why are JPEGs always larger than 1KB?

Why do drive up ATMs have Braille on the key pad?

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I Refuse to hold myself responsible for any of my actions.

si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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Here is a thought. If a man names his son after himself, then the son is a "Junior". If a woman names her daughter after herself, why isn't she a 'Junioress" or something? I'm not aware of any word in the English language for this....p

> Why do employers ask you to give 101% to a project when it is theoretically
> impossible to give over 100% of anything?
>
Gee only 101% I was always asked to give 110%!

Timmy

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> Why do cleansers have real lemons while lemonade isn't?
> Why do I stop my computer from a start menu?
> If a picture is worth a thousand words, why are JPEGs always larger than 1KB?
>
And why does it say "Press 'Enter' to exit"?

> Why do drive up ATMs have Braille on the key pad?
>
Straight Answear

it's required by federal law as part of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

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> > pensioners
>
> Unknown word. Please describe.
>
>
In the UK when a Man /Woman reach retirement age(60/65)
the goverment pay them a state pension(or they live on their own pension from what they put into their works scheme)Hence the term Pensioners...

If they are given Goverment pension the payment is S**T.

> Why do cleansers have real lemons while lemonade isn't?
> Why do I stop my computer from a start menu?
> If a picture is worth a thousand words, why are JPEGs always larger than 1KB?
>
A word is 5 characters + the space. So are gifs always larger than 6KB?

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BOINC WIKI

> Why do key boards have numbers in numerical order but
> don't have letters in alphabetical order?
>
The standard keyboard layout was specifically designed to slow down typists at the time of early mechanical typewriters that would jam if the typist was too fast. There is a newer design (also not in alphabetical order) that is designed to speed up english typing. Having the letters in alphabetical order would slow down a touch typist even more than the current querty layout. There is no reason to have the numbers in any particular order so they are in numerical order.

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BOINC WIKI

Damn - You beat me to the answer! I'd also add that the Dvoark keyboards are designed so that a touch-typist will find the most often used keys on the home row, and takes into account left-/right-/ambi-handedness.