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Message 1168033 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:41:13 UTC

My husband will be jealous that I'm up half the night punning with you big BEEFY men...
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Message 1168034 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:42:14 UTC - in response to Message 1168033.  

My husband will be jealous that I'm up half the night punning with you big BEEFY men...

If it beHOOVES you, tell him our intentions are honorable.
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Message 1168035 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:43:19 UTC - in response to Message 1168034.  

My husband will be jealous that I'm up half the night punning with you big BEEFY men...

If it beHOOVES you, tell him our intentions are honorable.

He would CREAM you if they were not...
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Message 1168036 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:43:57 UTC

Well I'll try not to HOGnDAS the stage.
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Message 1168037 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:43:59 UTC

8 out of 10 cows argue that the pen is not mightier than the sward.

gag... wretch
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Message 1168038 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:45:03 UTC - in response to Message 1168035.  

My husband will be jealous that I'm up half the night punning with you big BEEFY men...

If it beHOOVES you, tell him our intentions are honorable.

He would CREAM you if they were not...

No worries, I CAMP out with him now and again on Seti issues.
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Message 1168039 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:46:25 UTC

I am playing tonight against a cowboy and somebody from America's Dairyland. This is going to be a TROUGH battle for me to win tonight...
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Message 1168040 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:47:08 UTC - in response to Message 1168039.  

I am playing tonight against a cowboy and somebody from America's Dairyland. This is going to be a TROUGH battle for me to win tonight...

CHEESE, I feel so sorry for you.....
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Message 1168041 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:48:36 UTC

Angela may be on the ROPEs.
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Message 1168042 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:49:10 UTC - in response to Message 1168041.  

Angela may be on the ROPEs.

I think we got her LASSO'd.
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Message 1168043 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:49:14 UTC - in response to Message 1168040.  

I am playing tonight against a cowboy and somebody from America's Dairyland. This is going to be a TROUGH battle for me to win tonight...

CHEESE, I feel so sorry for you.....

Thanks! I don't know how long I can MILK this...
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Message 1168044 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:50:50 UTC - in response to Message 1168043.  

I am playing tonight against a cowboy and somebody from America's Dairyland. This is going to be a TROUGH battle for me to win tonight...

CHEESE, I feel so sorry for you.....

Thanks! I don't know how long I can MILK this...

Better ROUNDUP your best............
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Message 1168045 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:50:54 UTC

I feel bad for her, but I'm not gonna LEATHER win.
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Message 1168046 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:51:13 UTC

I heard a loud noise in here, sounded like a stampede, and certainly wasn't moo-sic.
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Message 1168047 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:51:22 UTC

I am nearly out of puns. In pun wars and in poker, I rarely BOEUF.
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Message 1168048 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:51:49 UTC - in response to Message 1168045.  

I feel bad for her, but I'm not gonna LEATHER win.

Yup...we know who's in the SADDLE.
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Message 1168049 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:52:48 UTC - in response to Message 1168043.  

I am playing tonight against a cowboy and somebody from America's Dairyland. This is going to be a TROUGH battle for me to win tonight...

CHEESE, I feel so sorry for you.....

Thanks! I don't know how long I can MILK this...

Well shucks, I hope Ya aren't all CURDLEd...
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Message 1168050 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:53:22 UTC

Karen!!! Welcome friend!!! What a lovely CORRAL necklace you are wearing tonight.
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Message 1168051 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:55:07 UTC

Looks like we have someone from another SPREAD here.
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Message 1168052 - Posted: 5 Nov 2011, 5:55:12 UTC

Why .. thank you kind lady. And I love that brand of perfume you are wearing! So, what's the beef all about in here?
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