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Message 1139665 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 1:28:52 UTC

New thread for your abuse. You know the rules. Anyone can post a pun at any time. On friday nights its usaually a theme hosted by last weeks winner.

Doctor I keep having dreams that Im drwoning in vineger and cucumbers. HMMMMM the Doctor says, Sounds like a Vlassic case.


They dont have to be good:)
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Message 1139667 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 1:32:49 UTC - in response to Message 1139665.  

No It doesn't Hertz if the Puns are Gouda, but then something is Batter then nothing...
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Message 1139694 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:01:56 UTC

I will try to ketchup in a little bit
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Message 1139695 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:03:17 UTC - in response to Message 1139694.  

I will try to ketchup in a little bit

I'm sure we shall RELISH it.
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Message 1139701 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:33:11 UTC

I'd say if a pun war breaks out I'll be the WEENER!
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Message 1139702 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:33:53 UTC

I don't think you can cut the MUSTARD...
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Message 1139703 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:34:15 UTC

Just don't get yourself in a PICKLE.
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Message 1139704 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:36:00 UTC

You may have me at an advantage tonight Mark. I've been into the SAUCE.
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Message 1139706 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:40:40 UTC

That's my bbQ to take the lead!
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Message 1139707 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:41:20 UTC

Now cowboy remember, no SALTY language!!!
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Message 1139708 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:42:16 UTC

Oh, he's just such a HAM.
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Message 1139709 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:42:37 UTC

Who are you to give us a PEPPER talk?
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Message 1139710 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:42:59 UTC

I'm a SEASONED punster, that's who!!!
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Message 1139711 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:43:53 UTC

So Yer not up to being the HOT DOG tonight? I hope You feel ok soon.
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Message 1139712 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:44:12 UTC - in response to Message 1139710.  

She can do the SALSA too
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Message 1139713 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:44:31 UTC

Just watch out, or I'll have to TENDERIZE you all.
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Message 1139714 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:44:49 UTC
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She can do the SALSA too

Only when I have the THYME...
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Message 1139715 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:45:21 UTC

Aye, there's the RUB.
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Message 1139717 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:45:51 UTC

Enough of your CHIVE talking, Mark!
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Message 1139718 - Posted: 13 Aug 2011, 3:46:40 UTC

Oh, Mark is ONION a roll!
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