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Message 1134551 - Posted: 31 Jul 2011, 16:48:26 UTC
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Re: "seat cover": no passengers are contemplated, due to:

a) I'm a junior driver.
b) I'm going to be team driving. (meaning that when I'm not behind the wheel, the other driver is... that way the truck is running almost 24/7) (another way of saying that is when I'm not in the sleeper, the other driver is...)
c) there's no one to take! (I'm single, and my aged parents (94 & 91...) can't climb into the cab...)
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Message 1134671 - Posted: 31 Jul 2011, 23:58:31 UTC

Sorry for the delay folks, I was away from the computer all weekend...

Here you go, this should give good fodder for all the sharp wits in Seti-Land...


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Message 1134676 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 0:14:06 UTC - in response to Message 1134671.  

Affirmative action in Britain
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Message 1134682 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 1:16:31 UTC - in response to Message 1134671.  



Err?…Well It's like this Boss... we thought you said, “Wear plain cloths your in the Bali”...umm...and not, “Your at the Bali tonight”.
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Message 1134683 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 1:50:13 UTC

Policeman's ball? I thought you said policeman's ballet!


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Message 1134684 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 1:50:44 UTC

Oh, you said in mufti, not tutu.


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Message 1134712 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 4:14:12 UTC
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Do Ask, Do Tell...
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Message 1134717 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 4:35:48 UTC

Sarge it's point two three, step two three, turn two three, shoot.
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Message 1134719 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 5:17:02 UTC

Photoshop gone wild.
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Message 1134733 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 8:10:13 UTC

Origin of the phrase "Secret Policeman's Ball" revealed.
Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.
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Message 1134736 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 8:35:32 UTC
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Male Police Officer:
"We are endeavouring to present our female side to the public"
Female Police Officer:
"Well I'm glad I'm in plain clothes today and only have to pretend to be a man..."
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Message 1134769 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 13:01:52 UTC - in response to Message 1134717.  




Its just a roll of 2 pence, Why?
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Message 1134771 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 13:19:50 UTC - in response to Message 1134769.  




That nance called me a tard!
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Message 1134832 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 16:16:25 UTC
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British police sting operation at the Royal Ballet unsuccessful...
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Message 1134833 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 16:16:55 UTC


Benny Hill did a turn as one of London's finest.
It was short-lived for unknown reasons.



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BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD
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Message 1134841 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 16:24:32 UTC
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Boss: "Uh, wouldn't it be better, if you two switched costumes?"
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Message 1134985 - Posted: 1 Aug 2011, 23:16:50 UTC - in response to Message 1134769.  

OK, Judgement Time!

3rd Place:

Celt Tooth with:

Sarge it's point two three, step two three, turn two three, shoot.
and... Affirmative action in Britain...


2nd Place:

Hu Flung Dung with:

Do Ask, Do Tell...



And The Winner is...

James Sotherden with:

Its just a roll of 2 pence, Why?


So appropriate, yet so WRONG!

PM on the way!

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Message 1135022 - Posted: 2 Aug 2011, 1:27:25 UTC

Thank yopu sir William. I will post in the morning when i get home from work.
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Message 1135026 - Posted: 2 Aug 2011, 1:44:43 UTC

Congrats....Jamesssss....
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Message 1135148 - Posted: 2 Aug 2011, 11:43:08 UTC

As this thread is way to long I started # 36.

If a Mod would be so kind and lock this one. Thank you.
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