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Message 1123695 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:09:32 UTC

Mess with my SMITH and I might have to teach you a WESSON.
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Message 1123696 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:10:25 UTC

I think we can all really CACHE in on this subject.
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Message 1123697 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:10:31 UTC

Hey Angela what do You call two SHAPED Charges on either side of a Raccoon?

Answer: BOOM BOOM!
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Message 1123698 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:12:04 UTC

Vic, you have GAT to do better to beat me!
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Message 1123700 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:13:46 UTC

Raccoon Lady, you'd better hope the rest of the women-folk come to your GRENADE.
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Message 1123701 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:13:56 UTC
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Message 1123702 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:14:35 UTC - in response to Message 1123700.  

Raccoon Lady, you'd better hope the rest of the women-folk come to your GRENADE.

Why? I have more than TWENTY TWO puns lined up already!
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Message 1123703 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:16:03 UTC

Ah so you have Yer MAGAZINE filled up and ready to go?
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Message 1123704 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:16:49 UTC

Yeah, I've got everything COVERed.
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Message 1123705 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:17:41 UTC

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Message 1123706 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:18:09 UTC - in response to Message 1123702.  

Why? I have more than TWENTY TWO puns lined up already!

Just .22? You'll be going, going, GUN in no time!
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Message 1123707 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:18:43 UTC - in response to Message 1123706.  

Why? I have more than TWENTY TWO puns lined up already!

Just .22? You'll be going, going, GUN in no time!


Cowboy, screw you and the COLT you rode in on!
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Message 1123708 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:20:04 UTC - in response to Message 1123707.  

Why? I have more than TWENTY TWO puns lined up already!

Just .22? You'll be going, going, GUN in no time!


Cowboy, screw you and the COLT you rode in on!

Gee I hope Yer not counting on a WINCHESTER...
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Message 1123709 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:20:48 UTC - in response to Message 1123708.  

Gee I hope Yer not counting on a WINCHESTER...

Nope, but I may get sued for BATTERY...
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Message 1123710 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:21:15 UTC - in response to Message 1123707.  

Cowboy, screw you and the COLT you rode in on!

Oh, big talk! I RECOILed in fear!

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Message 1123711 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:21:39 UTC - in response to Message 1123709.  
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Gee I hope Yer not counting on a WINCHESTER...

Nope, but I may get sued for BATTERY...

Then I hope I don't rub ASSAULT in to Yer wounds.
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Message 1123712 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:22:34 UTC

Watch out boys. I can be both charming and DISARMING!
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Message 1123713 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:23:25 UTC

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Message 1123714 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:24:03 UTC - in response to Message 1123712.  

Watch out boys. I can be both charming and DISARMING!

The CALIBER of your puns seem to be getting smaller.
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Message 1123715 - Posted: 2 Jul 2011, 4:24:07 UTC

You're feeling FRISKy tonight, Vic!
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