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kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Mess with my SMITH and I might have to teach you a WESSON. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
I think we can all really CACHE in on this subject. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65755 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Hey Angela what do You call two SHAPED Charges on either side of a Raccoon? Answer: BOOM BOOM! The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Vic, you have GAT to do better to beat me! |
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
Raccoon Lady, you'd better hope the rest of the women-folk come to your GRENADE. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65755 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
I'd hate to HAMMER You too much. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Raccoon Lady, you'd better hope the rest of the women-folk come to your GRENADE. Why? I have more than TWENTY TWO puns lined up already! |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65755 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Ah so you have Yer MAGAZINE filled up and ready to go? The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Yeah, I've got everything COVERed. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65755 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Yeah, all in a single BANANA Clip I see. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
Why? I have more than TWENTY TWO puns lined up already! Just .22? You'll be going, going, GUN in no time! |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Why? I have more than TWENTY TWO puns lined up already! Cowboy, screw you and the COLT you rode in on! |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65755 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Why? I have more than TWENTY TWO puns lined up already! Gee I hope Yer not counting on a WINCHESTER... The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Gee I hope Yer not counting on a WINCHESTER... Nope, but I may get sued for BATTERY... |
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
Cowboy, screw you and the COLT you rode in on! Oh, big talk! I RECOILed in fear! |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65755 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Gee I hope Yer not counting on a WINCHESTER... Then I hope I don't rub ASSAULT in to Yer wounds. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Watch out boys. I can be both charming and DISARMING! |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65755 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
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Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
Watch out boys. I can be both charming and DISARMING! The CALIBER of your puns seem to be getting smaller. |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
You're feeling FRISKy tonight, Vic! |
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