Puns O Fun 11

Author	Message
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1097962 - Posted: 16 Apr 2011, 6:41:19 UTC Quick rules. Anyone can post a pun at any time. On fridays we have a pun war with a theme. All are welcome to partake. [/quote] Old James ID: 1097962 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1097963 - Posted: 16 Apr 2011, 6:49:44 UTC I always look forward to Chris S. reviewing the thread and finding all the puns we missed. I love it when he CHIMES in!!! ID: 1097963 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65755 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1098153 - Posted: 16 Apr 2011, 19:57:19 UTC Yep Angela will be BACH for more, But then She does like to FIDDLE with words, While CHOPIN us mieces to pieces. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1098153 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65755 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1099842 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 0:57:06 UTC A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1099842 ·

Uli Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1	Message 1099862 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 2:23:40 UTC No fun war tonight. You are legging. Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt ID: 1099862 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1099866 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 3:16:39 UTC - in response to Message 1099862. No fun war tonight. You are legging. Ooooh body parts! What a great topic! I know you all KNEEd to get started this evening. Thanks Uli for firing the first shot! Unfortunately, dear friends, I am unable to play right now, but I'll do my best to pop by later and view the carnage. In the meanwhile, I place my crown on the table for somebody to claim. Enjoy!) ID: 1099866 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1099867 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 3:19:57 UTC Well I will LUNG into this thread GASPING at any pun I can get. [/quote] Old James ID: 1099867 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65755 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1099871 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 3:32:46 UTC I thought for a second that this JOINT was a CORPSE, As It was so quiet in here. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1099871 ·

Uli Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1	Message 1099876 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 3:46:06 UTC I abdomen this pun war, unless someone danders in here. Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt ID: 1099876 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65755 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1099877 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 3:48:12 UTC Trying to give Me the FOOT? The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1099877 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1099879 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 3:50:43 UTC I will be HEART to BEAT once I get PULSEsating. [/quote] Old James ID: 1099879 ·

Uli Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1	Message 1099880 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 3:54:52 UTC You are Zona loosing. Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt ID: 1099880 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65755 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1099882 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 3:57:02 UTC Yeah I'll have to keep an EYE on Ya. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1099882 ·

Uli Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1	Message 1099885 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 4:03:51 UTC I will Zygoma that. Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt ID: 1099885 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1099890 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 4:21:38 UTC Let me exSPLEEN something. You have quite the GALL, BLADDERing on about a subject I know nothing of. [/quote] Old James ID: 1099890 ·

Uli Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1	Message 1099896 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 4:57:23 UTC Last modified: 23 Apr 2011, 5:04:22 UTC http://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/babyblues/s-867700 Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt ID: 1099896 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65755 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1099899 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 5:09:45 UTC That's a sweet TOOTH there. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1099899 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1099904 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 6:13:57 UTC Last modified: 23 Apr 2011, 6:17:13 UTC HAIR HAIR now, what have we EAR? It seems like Uli, Vic and Jim are NECK and NECK in this race. One of them will have to SHOULDER the burden of winning, BUTT who will it be? I cannot FINGER the winner at this point. Oh well... no ARM done. Off TOE bed now. Tomorrow Chris S. (that self-proclaimed "CHEEKy little monkey") will come BACK in here and CHEST show everyBODY how to FACE deFEET! HIP, HIP hooray! ID: 1099904 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1099905 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 6:35:32 UTC Last modified: 23 Apr 2011, 7:07:52 UTC I've got to HAND it to you guys - you played until there wasn't a SOLE survivor. Of course if I had been able to play this evening I would have SKINned you alive. I'd be so far aHEAD you wouldn't have even wanted to WAIST your time playing. Well with 20/20 HINDsight, I now realize that I should have rearranged my schedule in order to attend this HUMERUS event, BUTT the BOTTOM line is that we've been a little short STAFFed at work lately and I got a little BEHIND. Oh well... when Chris arrives I'm sure HEEL be able show you all the puns you have missed. Chris is one of my ARCH punning rivals! ID: 1099905 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1099907 - Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 6:58:35 UTC Last modified: 23 Apr 2011, 7:08:09 UTC Ok, ok... I'm sorry I keep LYMPHing back in here, but I really exCELL in games of this sort and I feel compelled to give you all a few POINTERS. (BeSIDES, I'm a little high on CALFfeine right now...) Oh sure I could keep myself busy learning to play the CLAVICLE, or DIAPHRAGMing sentences, or building a beach stand out of ELBOW macaroni so that I could eventually use the place to sell COCKles and MUSCLES! Heck, I could even spend my time becoming an expert at growing BEARDed IRISes, but if I did that none of you would ever NAIL the art of a pun war. Oh never MIND!!! Chris will show you. He NOSE a thing or two about pun wars. (I know, I know... BRAIN BRAIN, go away! Come again some other day...) Goodnight punsters! ID: 1099907 ·

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