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Message 1076838 - Posted: 13 Feb 2011, 16:12:26 UTC

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of work units...

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Message 1076883 - Posted: 13 Feb 2011, 17:39:37 UTC - in response to Message 1070883.
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4 Then God said let there be servers; and there were multiple servers.


Can't remember who said that the problems with computers multiplied only after someone got the idea of connecting them together. Must have been ms. Fortuna, she saw it coming...

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Message 1077160 - Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 15:18:38 UTC - in response to Message 1076883.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Workunit. Prepare to die.


Stop saying that!
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Message 1077183 - Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 16:15:29 UTC
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I ate his work unit with some fava beans and a nice chianti...

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Message 1077198 - Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 16:38:42 UTC

If you can talk with forums and keep your cool,
'Or walk with scientists - nor lose the Seti touch,
if neither admins nor loving mods can hurt you,
If all posters compete with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving cache
With sixty seconds' worth of work units,
Yours is the download and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a cruncher, my son!

With apologies to Rudyard Kipling









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Message 1077205 - Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 17:25:55 UTC - in response to Message 1076883.
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.. :-))))))) .. absolutely unbelieffffable .. ;-)

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Message 1077208 - Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 17:30:54 UTC

.. no work-unit can shine - with a broken heart.

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Message 1077251 - Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 19:13:40 UTC - in response to Message 1077209.

I close my BOINC, only for a moment, and the Workunits's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind
Same old song, just a FLOP of water in an endless sea
All we do, Crunches to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind

Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but BOINC and Seti
It slips away, all your money won't another Workunit buy

Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind


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Message 1077540 - Posted: 15 Feb 2011, 15:32:47 UTC

Cold hearted raid that rules the night.
Removes the work units form our site.
MB's are grey AP's are white.
But we decide which BOINC is right.
And which is an illusion.
Pinprick holes let the card die.
Uncut tapes from Arecibo pass by.
The mighty WOWS of ten thousand suns.
Challenges infinity and is soon gone.
Crunch time to some a brief interlude.
To others the fear of cuda solitide.
Brave SETI wake up your steeds.
Bring back the warmth our computers need.


Breath deep the gathering gloom.
Power buttons fade from every room.
Computer farm crunchers look back and lament.
Another day with no energy spent.
Impassioned moderators wrestle as one.
Many men cry for work and have none.
Project scientists wish they were done.
Cold hearted raid that rules the night.
Removes the work units from our site.
MB's are grey AP's are white.
But we decide which BOINC is right.
And which is an illusion.


My apologies to Justin Hayward
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Message 1077548 - Posted: 15 Feb 2011, 15:48:10 UTC - in response to Message 1077545.

Apologies to Iron Maiden -Powerslave

Into the abyss I'll fall-the eye of Admins
Into the eyes of the night-watching me go
Green is the cat's eye that glows-in this Bx
Enter the risen Astropulse-risen again.


Tell me why I had to be a RAC H00r
My Farm don't wanna die, I'm a god, why can't it live on?
When Seti@home dies, all around is laid waste.
And in my last hour,
I'm a slave to the power of BOINC.

When I was Crunching this lie-Workunits were my game
People would worship and fall-drop to their knees
So bring me the blood and red wine for the Cruncher to succeed me
For he is a man and a god-and he will die too.

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Now I am cold but a ghost WU lives in my veins,
Silent the terror that reigned-marbled in stone
Shell of a man God preserved-a thousand ages
But open the gates of my hell-the workunit will strike from the grave.

CHORUS

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Message 1077558 - Posted: 15 Feb 2011, 16:28:34 UTC

Where there is one work unit...you'll always find another...two work units at the end of the world...
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Message 1078356 - Posted: 17 Feb 2011, 17:35:41 UTC

There is matter and antimatter. So does that mean they cancel each other out and I have 0 credits?
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Message 1078369 - Posted: 17 Feb 2011, 17:56:34 UTC

There is matter, and antimatter, it doesn't matter, and what's the matter. It's the last two that cause most problems ......
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