I think Angela is just trying to butter me up, she knows I'm spread too thin tonight.

Oh dear. I don't want to get sandwiched in between you two punsters!

If the sandwich disagrees with you, are you going to Earl?

Well,I heard the frustrated cannibal threw up his hands. Does that count?

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Did Jeffery Dahmer's bologna have a first name?

Did Jeffery Dahmer's bologna have a first name?

Thimble
No, seriously it was Hannibal Lectern. A podium that eats people.

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Here are my horrid, and original as far as I know, contributions that are themed to SETI and SAH. Enjoy if possible. :^D

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I built a new rig to go higher in the rankings, but forgot the NVidia video card. I CUDA been a contender.

I'd overclock if I could find the time.

D = (# of rap stars) * (Fraction of rap stars who are Canadian) * (Fraction of rap stars of mixed ancestry)
The Drake Equation

What's the difference between the world's largest radio telescope and the movie "10"?
One is Arecibo, the other is where I see Bo.

At first I thought BOINC was only for Apple computers as it requires at least one core.

I think the notion that aliens might want to eat us must be true if they talk to us in microwaves.

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Welcome Mr. Kevvy. You dont have to worry about bad puns in here. Some of mine have been known to cause intense gagging. Like this one.

What do you call a person upchucking in a coma? -- VOMITOSE.

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What do you call a person upchucking in a coma? -- VOMITOSE.

Nice astronomical reference there... the coma is the gaseous envelope around the nucleus of a comet. That would make it the Vomit Comet.

And thanks for the welcome. :^)

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At first I thought BOINC was only for Apple computers as it requires at least one core.

Nah, Boinc "lets" Apple computers run it, as it only needs one brain.

Actually they'll let anyone crunch here, Even a Mouse on a train.

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

You'll discover that St. Nicholas is the main Claus. His wife is a relative Claus.
His children are dependent Clauses. Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Claus.
As a group, they're all renoun Clauses.

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Oh Chris and Karen, get your checkbooks out - you both owe hefty sums of SYN-TAX for those last two posts!

You'll discover that St. Nicholas is the main Claus. His wife is a relative Claus.
His children are dependent Clauses. Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Claus.
As a group, they're all renoun Clauses.

In addition, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen are rider Clauses.

And Ang, please advice to the sum of said Syn-Tax, before sentencing is pronounced.

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Some folks dont believe in Santa but their kids still get presents. Thats a HIDDEN Clause.

Santa also has a legal department that sends out warnings to kids. You better behave or ELF you wont get a thing.

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We must not forget that Santa's family business has forced legal to insure a gift clause, for tax purposes.
His gift giving is excessive, so there is also a provisional clause

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This thread is getting long so I will open a new one.

I will ask a mod to close this one.

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