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Message 1049824 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 4:52:29 UTC

Does this mean you will TABLE the topic?
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Message 1049838 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 6:51:01 UTC - in response to Message 1049824.  

Does this mean you will TABLE the topic?

I didn't want the kitties to cough up a Turkey.

Oh.......never mind, it was just a dumpling.
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Message 1049840 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 7:10:11 UTC

Where are all the punsters tonight? Why did you all ROLL over and play dead?
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Message 1049843 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 7:16:13 UTC - in response to Message 1049817.  
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Gee, kind of a slow night in Punsville. Guess you guys just don't RELISH this topic...

Maybe I'll have to KETCHUP and FRY Yer BACON, As I was Axing a couple of businesses about a Jacket and If they could use Express Mail to get the Jacket to Me by December 3rd If I order the Jacket on the 1st.
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Message 1049845 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 7:19:56 UTC

Maybe I'm only just whetting my APPETIZER.
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Message 1049849 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 7:27:31 UTC - in response to Message 1049845.  

Maybe I'm only just whetting my APPETIZER.

Maybe Yer just whetting Graces appetite for a TUNE-A-FISH dinner, I've got refunds(Shoes and Verizon, Verizon doesn't worry Me, the Shoe place does as the box was cut on one corner and the shoes felt tight like they were 11 2E or 11 D shoes and not like 11 4E shoes) and Jackets on My mind, See My last post as I edited It some. I have to be somewhere Mousy on the 6th and the 7th of December.
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Message 1049851 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 7:29:55 UTC - in response to Message 1049849.  

Maybe I'm only just whetting my APPETIZER.

Maybe Yer just whetting Graces appetite for a TUNE-A-FISH dinner, I've got refunds(Shoes and Verizon, Verizon doesn't worry Me, the Shoe place does as the box was cut on one corner and the shoes felt tight like they were 11 2E or 11 D shoes and not like 11 4E shoes) and Jackets on My mind, See My last post as I edited It some. I have to be somewhere Mousy on the 6th and the 7th of December.

Well, ya know somebody had to say this........

Ya can tune a piana, but you can't TUNE A FISH.

Go get some correct shoes, my friend.

Comfortable feet are happy feet.
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Message 1049852 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 7:33:53 UTC - in response to Message 1049851.  

Maybe I'm only just whetting my APPETIZER.

Maybe Yer just whetting Graces appetite for a TUNE-A-FISH dinner, I've got refunds(Shoes and Verizon, Verizon doesn't worry Me, the Shoe place does as the box was cut on one corner and the shoes felt tight like they were 11 2E or 11 D shoes and not like 11 4E shoes) and Jackets on My mind, See My last post as I edited It some. I have to be somewhere Mousy on the 6th and the 7th of December.

Well, ya know somebody had to say this........

Ya can tune a piana, but you can't TUNE A FISH.

Go get some correct shoes, my friend.

Comfortable feet are happy feet.

Sure You can TUNE A FISH, If It's a Torpedo, But I like Submarine SANDWICHES BATTER of course.

I will locally on the 1st and It will set Me back about $60 then.
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Message 1049863 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 8:11:39 UTC

Good night all, This SQUASH needs to KETCHUP with His sleep.
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Message 1050073 - Posted: 21 Nov 2010, 0:13:56 UTC

EUROPE too late.. nite VW
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Message 1050966 - Posted: 25 Nov 2010, 4:14:57 UTC

To all I wish a happy thanksgiving day.
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Message 1050975 - Posted: 25 Nov 2010, 4:26:02 UTC - in response to Message 1050966.  

To all I wish a happy thanksgiving day.

Back at You James.
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Message 1051077 - Posted: 25 Nov 2010, 12:43:23 UTC

Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'.


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BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD
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Message 1051089 - Posted: 25 Nov 2010, 14:50:57 UTC - in response to Message 1051077.  

Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'.


Well at Yeast that movie didn't win a Golden Turkey award.

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Message 1051116 - Posted: 25 Nov 2010, 16:13:46 UTC

Well at Yeast that movie didn't win a Golden Turkey award.

You bun up all night thinking of that one?
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Message 1051684 - Posted: 28 Nov 2010, 19:29:57 UTC

A dog breeder crossed a setter and a pointer at Christmas time and got a pointsetter.
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Message 1051774 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 2:42:06 UTC - in response to Message 1051686.  

Well folks, we are now firmly on our way into the adventurous season ! :-)

WOW, Thats a good one, I cant hold a CANDLE to that.
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Message 1051776 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 3:08:02 UTC

Yule like my wreath!



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Message 1051789 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 3:28:55 UTC

Christmas puns... well I can probably come up with two or TREE!
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Message 1051820 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 6:34:52 UTC

To some Christmas is about other people's presence.
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