Puns O Fun 5

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John Neale Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Mar 00 Posts: 634 Credit: 7,246,513 RAC: 9	Message 1048605 - Posted: 15 Nov 2010, 15:46:38 UTC - in response to Message 1048595. That wood be a good idea, but I might get rather board with it. I'm sure you could dovetail it into your other activities, it would be plane simple. Awl right? Screw that. Long ago, I saw that I'd better carve out a different career. I've been chiselling away at it ever since... These are getting really bad now! ID: 1048605 ·

klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1048606 - Posted: 15 Nov 2010, 15:51:08 UTC - in response to Message 1048605. That wood be a good idea, but I might get rather board with it. I'm sure you could dovetail it into your other activities, it would be plane simple. Awl right? Screw that. Long ago, I saw that I'd better carve out a different career. I've been chiselling away at it ever since... These are getting really bad now! The carpenter was well-known for nailing his work. O.K...I'll close the door on my way out... ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ... ID: 1048606 ·

soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0	Message 1048639 - Posted: 15 Nov 2010, 18:15:39 UTC - in response to Message 1048630. I might have expected that crosscut in this joint. Janice ID: 1048639 ·

klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1048704 - Posted: 15 Nov 2010, 23:04:02 UTC It's true that the earth rotates, but scientists are always putting their own spin on it. ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ... ID: 1048704 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1049337 - Posted: 18 Nov 2010, 15:52:53 UTC And when it comes to pools, You cant P in a car pool either. [/quote] Old James ID: 1049337 ·

klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1049366 - Posted: 18 Nov 2010, 20:13:09 UTC The most important thing to know about becoming a urologist is that you have to be able to go with the flow. ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ... ID: 1049366 ·

Dirk Villarreal Wittich Send message Joined: 25 Apr 00 Posts: 2098 Credit: 434,834 RAC: 0	Message 1049367 - Posted: 18 Nov 2010, 20:35:38 UTC Thanksgiving is closing in, so I found this one---> He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey. ID: 1049367 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1049664 - Posted: 19 Nov 2010, 19:08:06 UTC My dad sold vacuum cleaners. He said the job sucked. [/quote] Old James ID: 1049664 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 1049778 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 2:00:10 UTC There is nothing lost by being the best, Don't know who said it, but he was dead on. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 1049778 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 1049779 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 2:09:21 UTC Of course, common courtesy does not usurp true knowledge...... But the two of them and one of those makes the lack of same so much less apparent. That was my quote..... msattler 10/19/10 "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 1049779 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1049781 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 2:13:10 UTC Good evening punsters! Tonight is my night of ten thousand fruitcakes, and no this doesn't mean that my family is visiting me this evening. I'm actually putting up holiday fruitcakes... lots and lots of holiday fruitcakes. I will pop in and out to check up on the thread, but I won't be actively playing this evening. Your topic is THANKSGIVING. You may pun on the food, on family, on football... anything is fair game! Enjoy! ID: 1049781 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 1049783 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 2:15:55 UTC I was Thanksgiving, but I turned out to be a turkey........ "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 1049783 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 1049784 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 2:19:34 UTC Mom said "Bring me a turkey....} So when I showed up, everybody else had clothes on.......... "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 1049784 ·

Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0	Message 1049788 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 2:40:04 UTC - in response to Message 1049781. Your topic is THANKSGIVING. You may pun on the food, on family, on football... anything is fair game! I've made a few passes that weren't incomplete I've fumbled through yards on my way to the street Running from beds where I did more than sleep And I felt like a young Dallas Cowboy ID: 1049788 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 1049791 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 2:46:52 UTC - in response to Message 1049788. Your topic is THANKSGIVING. You may pun on the food, on family, on football... anything is fair game! I've made a few passes that weren't incomplete I've fumbled through yards on my way to the street Running from beds where I did more than sleep And I felt like a young Dallas Cowboy I sleep where I must in the dead of the night. Sometimes I get dreary in loss of my sight. But I always get cheery when I almost get sleep. OMG, OMG, I think I see sheep. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 1049791 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1049804 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 3:35:22 UTC Last modified: 20 Nov 2010, 3:35:46 UTC Very impressive Scarecrow and Mark! You mixed puns with POET's day - wow! I think there are a few more Thanksgiving puns you might consider STUFFING in this thread... ID: 1049804 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1049809 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 3:52:05 UTC I get sick after eating a certain pie. You could say Im pumpkin chunkin [/quote] Old James ID: 1049809 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65787 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1049813 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 4:01:00 UTC - in response to Message 1049788. Your topic is THANKSGIVING. You may pun on the food, on family, on football... anything is fair game! I've made a few passes that weren't incomplete I've fumbled through yards on my way to the street Running from beds where I did more than sleep And I felt like a young Dallas Cowboy Who got stuffed by a Green Bay Packer. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1049813 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1049817 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 4:18:22 UTC Gee, kind of a slow night in Punsville. Guess you guys just don't RELISH this topic... ID: 1049817 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1049820 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 4:30:04 UTC I YAM to tired to MASH it up. [/quote] Old James ID: 1049820 ·

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