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zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65690 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Are you guys still FLOUNDERING around with fish-related puns? I hate to CARP on the subject, but it would only take a MINNOWmum of effort to come up with something new... Oh GOLDFISH, My keyboard is stuck in reverse. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
I see I have CAST my LINE yet again in a fishtail. Angela made me look like a CHUM the last time I brought fishing up. I was hopeing you'd see the gossip columnist part and not the fishing part:) I should have went with this one. A nasty Hollywood directer was in Iran on location scouting out local talent for a movie. He gave a screen test for 100 people and never had a nice thing to say about anyone. He gave up and went home. I guess you could say he got tired of CASTING A PERSIAN. [/quote] Old James |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Oh friends! I don't want to ACT like a DRAMA queen here, but I just checked our calendar and realized that we have theatre tickets for this evening (part of a packaged series deal that I purchased well before the onset of Friday Night Pun War) Alas, the pun SHOW must go on without me this evening. With all of your great punning, I'm sure the STAGE is already set, for you to bring the HOUSE down! Going to see 'Fiddler on the Roof' at the local PAC in a week or two......... Meow meow. If I were..........Ohh.......with tradition... "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65690 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Hair shipped to the Gulf of Mexico now has a PORPOISE, To soak up blobs of oil. Even used Pet fur from Groomers has a PORPOISE now too, instead of going to waste in a landfill. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
HAIR today OILGONE tomorrow. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
I'd say something SLICK, but I might come across as CRUDE. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65690 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
I'd say something SLICK, but I might come across as CRUDE. Yeah then It would be a SLIPPERy slope into an OILy mess, All cause of a SUNKen tin can and a GAS bubble(methane). The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
rebest Send message Joined: 16 Apr 00 Posts: 1296 Credit: 45,357,093 RAC: 0 |
I'd say something SLICK, but I might come across as CRUDE. Don't light a match! You'll be blown off the POOP DECK! Join the PACK! |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Hey Jim isn't winning tonight??? Is this game RIGGED? You know the DRILL... PUMP it up here and don't make me go get my beloved husband, DERRICK. |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Well Jim, I tried to DRUM up a little business for you here last night. It is always a BARREL of laughs when more people play. Maybe more will come later; it is awfully OILY in the morning now for puns... |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
Hi Folks. GAS, OIL, METHANE! Now there's an INCENDIARY topic I can SINK my GEAR TEETH into. What time do we BLAST off? I WELL try to stay REFINED, so I promise not to make any CRUDE remarks. But get ready to go DEEP, I intend on STRIKING the MOTHERLODE. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65690 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Hi Folks. Oh yeah, The MOTHERLOAD, Sounds ICY and a bit HYDRATEd too. WELL keep going as You haven't reached even the MANTLE yet, Much less the Earths CORE. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
I was for offshore drilling But i think i will crawl back under my SHELL, before I get a EXXON buried in my ASSAM. You have heard of Lizzie Borden right. Yes, bad pun, so I dont want to hear any HESSing from the PEANUT OIL crowd. Any resemblance of this post with a real pun is purely OCCIDENTAL. [/quote] Old James |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
OIL vei! Are we still PROSPECTING for SLICK puns? It looks like a DRY WELL DOWN here; no one has STRIKE pay DIRT. Puns appear to be a RARE COMMODITY but OILS WELL that ends WELL! ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65690 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
OIL vei! Are we still PROSPECTING for SLICK puns? It looks like a DRY WELL DOWN here; no one has STRIKE pay DIRT. Yep, The puns seemed to have gone down to DAVEY JONES LOCKER. And for the moment may be GONE with the WIND. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
If i ever win the lottery Im going to buy an oil company and change my name to Earl Derrick. [/quote] Old James |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65690 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
If i ever win the lottery Im going to buy an oil company and change my name to Earl Derrick. I guess You'd be an OILY MUCKETTY MUCK then. Of course that's better than the Slime-ball who tried dinging My debit card in Va for a Carfax on a car for $44.99, I'm disputing It and I won't let go. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
I'm KNOT sure if this belongs here or on the joke thread, but I thought this one was funny... A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. Barkeep says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes back outside, kinks himself up, musses up his hair, and goes back into the bar. Barkeep says, "Say, ain't you the rope who just came in here?" Rope says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Now lets KNOT be going off HALF HITCHED here. You dont want to get a LASHING do ya? Youll make GRANNY fit to be TIED. [/quote] Old James |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
I say we SLIP into thinking mode, HITCH up our pants, and SQUARE off. My GRANNY can do this; she could SLIP right aROUND all of us. So, what's the matter CAT'S PAW got your tongue? ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... |
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