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Message 993271 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 16:12:06 UTC - in response to Message 993222.

Sorry to be late, but business travel got in the whey. Like they say, absence makes the heart grow fondue. Curd to me that I should wade in anyway, as what I've read so far just makes me cheddar. Looks like a real muenster of a topic. Too bad it is over though, a feta accompli so to speak. We have a real Krafty bunch on this thread. I wonder what will happen when we goat to the next topic?


We'll be grilled on toast.

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Message 993275 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 16:31:20 UTC - in response to Message 993271.

Sorry to be late, but business travel got in the whey. Like they say, absence makes the heart grow fondue. Curd to me that I should wade in anyway, as what I've read so far just makes me cheddar. Looks like a real muenster of a topic. Too bad it is over though, a feta accompli so to speak. We have a real Krafty bunch on this thread. I wonder what will happen when we goat to the next topic?


We'll be grilled on toast.

As long as It's not Burnt Toast. :D
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Message 993482 - Posted: 2 May 2010, 12:02:02 UTC

Ok, who's been speaking gobbledegook...


Not me. I only speak Double Dutch and fluent rubbish, with a Stanly Unwin accent.

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Message 994106 - Posted: 5 May 2010, 0:06:48 UTC

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Message 994706 - Posted: 8 May 2010, 1:42:13 UTC

This joint is open for bad puns.


There was gossip oolumnist who was always fabricating stories about famous people. One day he recieved an invitaion to go fishing on a charter boat.
In his exurburance every time he played his line out he would hook a fellow fisherman and make him fall overboard. Well after the 5th time the boat captain whacked him over the head and threw him over baord. I quess you could say he got tired of the gossip guy CASTING A PERSONS.



So what say you?
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Message 994729 - Posted: 8 May 2010, 3:24:21 UTC - in response to Message 994706.

This joint is open for bad puns.


There was gossip oolumnist who was always fabricating stories about famous people. One day he recieved an invitaion to go fishing on a charter boat.
In his exurburance every time he played his line out he would hook a fellow fisherman and make him fall overboard. Well after the 5th time the boat captain whacked him over the head and threw him over baord. I quess you could say he got tired of the gossip guy CASTING A PERSONS.



So what say you?


Clearly, the captain went OVERBOARD. If he wasn't such a BEAD HEAD, he would have known that BACKING DOWN a little would LIMIT the potential of his patrons becoming LUNKER LURES. The guy is a first rate CHUM BAG.
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Message 994762 - Posted: 8 May 2010, 6:12:26 UTC

Are you guys still FLOUNDERING around with fish-related puns? I hate to CARP on the subject, but it would only take a MINNOWmum of effort to come up with something new...

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Message 994764 - Posted: 8 May 2010, 6:20:38 UTC - in response to Message 994762.

Are you guys still FLOUNDERING around with fish-related puns? I hate to CARP on the subject, but it would only take a MINNOWmum of effort to come up with something new...

Oh GOLDFISH, My keyboard is stuck in reverse.
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Message 994863 - Posted: 8 May 2010, 19:33:55 UTC

I am herring the call and like a ray of sunshine I cod not have done this without you groupier of people. But as always I will Mullet over.

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Message 994975 - Posted: 9 May 2010, 0:40:52 UTC
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I see I have CAST my LINE yet again in a fishtail. Angela made me look like a CHUM the last time I brought fishing up.
I was hopeing you'd see the gossip columnist part and not the fishing part:)

I should have went with this one. A nasty Hollywood directer was in Iran on location scouting out local talent for a movie. He gave a screen test for 100 people and never had a nice thing to say about anyone. He gave up and went home. I guess you could say he got tired of CASTING A PERSIAN.
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Message 994979 - Posted: 9 May 2010, 0:57:56 UTC - in response to Message 989644.

Oh friends! I don't want to ACT like a DRAMA queen here, but I just checked our calendar and realized that we have theatre tickets for this evening (part of a packaged series deal that I purchased well before the onset of Friday Night Pun War) Alas, the pun SHOW must go on without me this evening. With all of your great punning, I'm sure the STAGE is already set, for you to bring the HOUSE down!

Going to see 'Fiddler on the Roof' at the local PAC in a week or two.........

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Message 994980 - Posted: 9 May 2010, 1:04:17 UTC

Hair shipped to the Gulf of Mexico now has a PORPOISE, To soak up blobs of oil. Even used Pet fur from Groomers has a PORPOISE now too, instead of going to waste in a landfill.
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Message 995006 - Posted: 9 May 2010, 1:44:18 UTC

HAIR today OILGONE tomorrow.
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Message 995014 - Posted: 9 May 2010, 2:43:21 UTC

I'd say something SLICK, but I might come across as CRUDE.

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Message 995016 - Posted: 9 May 2010, 2:57:31 UTC - in response to Message 995014.

I'd say something SLICK, but I might come across as CRUDE.

Yeah then It would be a SLIPPERy slope into an OILy mess, All cause of a SUNKen tin can and a GAS bubble(methane).
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Message 995017 - Posted: 9 May 2010, 3:06:34 UTC - in response to Message 995016.

I'd say something SLICK, but I might come across as CRUDE.

Yeah then It would be a SLIPPERy slope into an OILy mess, All cause of a SUNKen tin can and a GAS bubble(methane).

Don't light a match! You'll be blown off the POOP DECK!
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Message 995035 - Posted: 9 May 2010, 4:48:00 UTC

Hey Jim isn't winning tonight??? Is this game RIGGED? You know the DRILL... PUMP it up here and don't make me go get my beloved husband, DERRICK.

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Message 995115 - Posted: 9 May 2010, 14:09:55 UTC

Well Jim, I tried to DRUM up a little business for you here last night. It is always a BARREL of laughs when more people play. Maybe more will come later; it is awfully OILY in the morning now for puns...

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Message 995147 - Posted: 9 May 2010, 17:23:55 UTC

Hi Folks.

GAS, OIL, METHANE! Now there's an INCENDIARY topic I can SINK my GEAR TEETH into. What time do we BLAST off? I WELL try to stay REFINED, so I promise not to make any CRUDE remarks. But get ready to go DEEP, I intend on STRIKING the MOTHERLODE.
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Message 995151 - Posted: 9 May 2010, 17:37:20 UTC - in response to Message 995147.

Hi Folks.

GAS, OIL, METHANE! Now there's an INCENDIARY topic I can SINK my GEAR TEETH into. What time do we BLAST off? I WELL try to stay REFINED, so I promise not to make any CRUDE remarks. But get ready to go DEEP, I intend on STRIKING the MOTHERLODE.

Oh yeah, The MOTHERLOAD, Sounds ICY and a bit HYDRATEd too. WELL keep going as You haven't reached even the MANTLE yet, Much less the Earths CORE.
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