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Message 989840 - Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 14:33:18 UTC

Hi James, VW, Chris and Mumps. Sorry I missed all the fun last night.
I was watching the hockey quarter-finals, and my team was a force of nature .
They were strong and did not buckle and fold under pressure.
Not too many slips, but some faults resulted in penalties.
'Till next week.
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Message 990154 - Posted: 18 Apr 2010, 17:20:02 UTC - in response to Message 989840.

Hi James, VW, Chris and Mumps. Sorry I missed all the fun last night.
I was watching the hockey quarter-finals, and my team was a force of nature .
They were strong and did not buckle and fold under pressure.
Not too many slips, but some faults resulted in penalties.
'Till next week.

Well as long as We all don't go KRAKATOAed on somebody too much.
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Message 991477 - Posted: 23 Apr 2010, 22:53:16 UTC

After the meltdown we had for a Pun War last week, I wonder if anyone will rise from the ashes to expel a topic for the evenings festivities.

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Message 991480 - Posted: 23 Apr 2010, 23:00:43 UTC

Well nothing erupts to mind right away. You may have to ash someone else. I'm staring at my lava lamp, and can't come up with anything. My mind has gone dormant. I could call up the craterers, but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia.
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Message 991484 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 0:06:52 UTC - in response to Message 991480.

... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia.


You could try your milk of magma-nesia with some orange juice and vodka...

'Course, then it would be a Phillips Screwdriver.

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Message 991498 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 1:22:40 UTC - in response to Message 991484.

... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia.


You could try your milk of magma-nesia with some orange juice and vodka...

'Course, then it would be a Phillips Screwdriver.

All while We LAVA our asses off.
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Message 991512 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 1:56:37 UTC - in response to Message 991498.

... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia.


You could try your milk of magma-nesia with some orange juice and vodka...

'Course, then it would be a Phillips Screwdriver.

All while We LAVA our asses off.

Didn't you mean lava our gasses off? That may be a bit more in venting.

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Message 991517 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 2:06:20 UTC

Try new liquid lava soap. It burns the grime right off.
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Message 991519 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 2:11:58 UTC - in response to Message 991512.

... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia.


You could try your milk of magma-nesia with some orange juice and vodka...

'Course, then it would be a Phillips Screwdriver.

All while We LAVA our asses off.

Didn't you mean lava our gasses off? That may be a bit more in venting.

Well put Yer arms down, We're getting enough volcanic GASses(VOG) as It is now, Anymore and We'll fall right on our GLASSES.
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Message 991530 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 2:34:27 UTC

Who ever wins this week PUMICE me the lava has FLOWED its course.
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Message 991533 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 2:44:43 UTC - in response to Message 991530.
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Who ever wins this week PUMICE me the lava has FLOWED its course.

Well I PUMICE to LAVA off for a bit(this thread), As My back is CRATERED(OA).
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Message 991541 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 4:30:19 UTC

Sorry I'm late. Had to finish a work-related project. I really hate it when my work week OVER-FLOWS. I especially hate having to write so many insurance reports for companies like ETNA.

There are so many other things I would have rather done than work this evening. I'd rather watch PELEE play soccer, or eat RAINIER cherries, or chomp through a nice FUJI apple. I'd rather play the TAMBORAine or even go whale hunting (anybody know what to do with a whale carcass after you KILAUEA?)

Anyway, I'm glad I finally made it to this party. I see we're all playing a round of PINATUBO on the donkey!

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Message 991542 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 4:44:23 UTC - in response to Message 991541.

Well now that You've gone all Mt MAZAMA on us, We'll to have wait and see what EMISSIONS You produce next, It should be a real GAS. :) Ok I'm all CALDERAed out for the moment and will LAKE It to You Angela. :D
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Message 991558 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 7:13:49 UTC
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I rushed over here hoping this thread was just dormant and not extinct, but I tripped over the sill, and caught the the base of my throat on the bedrock. Never mind, flank you for having me, I conduit another time.
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Message 992320 - Posted: 27 Apr 2010, 15:56:18 UTC
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Did you here about the Mayor who was driving drunk? Well it seems he had topped his tankard one time to many at the local tavern. On his way home he passed out and his foot naturally stomped down on the gas pedal. He was doing good till he hit the curve at 90 miles per hour. Seems that on that curve was a tire store, a barber shop and the edge of a farmers field where he sold those big round bales of hay. Yep he hit all three.
The locals call it the day the Mayor was Tired,Latherd,and Rolled out of town on a Bale.
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Message 993120 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 1:30:34 UTC

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Message 993122 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 1:36:50 UTC

So here we are for another Friday of subPAR CHEESY puns.
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Message 993139 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 3:46:12 UTC
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Cheesy puns are always GOUDA.

(SORRY to TROUBLE you... were you going for Parcheesi or cheese?)

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Message 993140 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 4:05:06 UTC

Well i love cheese so lets get into a blood CURDling pun war.
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Message 993145 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 4:27:11 UTC

Oooooo cheese!

Sorry if I made you SWISS topics. If you think you can beat me in a cheese-pun war, then you don't know JACK!

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