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klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 989840 - Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 14:33:18 UTC
	Hi James, VW, Chris and Mumps. Sorry I missed all the fun last night. I was watching the hockey quarter-finals, and my team was a force of nature . They were strong and did not buckle and fold under pressure. Not too many slips, but some faults resulted in penalties. 'Till next week. ____________ ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ...
	ID: 989840 ·

VBobier Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 41269 Credit: 32,367,101 RAC: 5,761	Message 990154 - Posted: 18 Apr 2010, 17:20:02 UTC - in response to Message 989840.
	Hi James, VW, Chris and Mumps. Sorry I missed all the fun last night. I was watching the hockey quarter-finals, and my team was a force of nature . They were strong and did not buckle and fold under pressure. Not too many slips, but some faults resulted in penalties. 'Till next week. Well as long as We all don't go KRAKATOAed on somebody too much. ____________ BSG Anthem My Facebook page
	ID: 990154 ·

Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 8,311,457 RAC: 169	Message 991477 - Posted: 23 Apr 2010, 22:53:16 UTC
	After the meltdown we had for a Pun War last week, I wonder if anyone will rise from the ashes to expel a topic for the evenings festivities.
	ID: 991477 ·

Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 2888 Credit: 1,784,997 RAC: 205	Message 991480 - Posted: 23 Apr 2010, 23:00:43 UTC
	Well nothing erupts to mind right away. You may have to ash someone else. I'm staring at my lava lamp, and can't come up with anything. My mind has gone dormant. I could call up the craterers, but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia. ____________
	ID: 991480 ·

Alan Smith Send message Joined: 19 Sep 00 Posts: 106 Credit: 26,816 RAC: 0	Message 991484 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 0:06:52 UTC - in response to Message 991480.
	... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia. You could try your milk of magma-nesia with some orange juice and vodka... 'Course, then it would be a Phillips Screwdriver. ____________ "If stupidity were like a toothache, something would have been done about it long ago"
	ID: 991484 ·

VBobier Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 41269 Credit: 32,367,101 RAC: 5,761	Message 991498 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 1:22:40 UTC - in response to Message 991484.
	... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia. You could try your milk of magma-nesia with some orange juice and vodka... 'Course, then it would be a Phillips Screwdriver. All while We LAVA our asses off. ____________ BSG Anthem My Facebook page
	ID: 991498 ·

Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 8,311,457 RAC: 169	Message 991512 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 1:56:37 UTC - in response to Message 991498.
	... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia. You could try your milk of magma-nesia with some orange juice and vodka... 'Course, then it would be a Phillips Screwdriver. All while We LAVA our asses off. Didn't you mean lava our gasses off? That may be a bit more in venting.
	ID: 991512 ·

James Sotherden Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6075 Credit: 15,258,712 RAC: 24,245	Message 991517 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 2:06:20 UTC
	Try new liquid lava soap. It burns the grime right off. ____________
	ID: 991517 ·

VBobier Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 41269 Credit: 32,367,101 RAC: 5,761	Message 991519 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 2:11:58 UTC - in response to Message 991512.
	... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia. You could try your milk of magma-nesia with some orange juice and vodka... 'Course, then it would be a Phillips Screwdriver. All while We LAVA our asses off. Didn't you mean lava our gasses off? That may be a bit more in venting. Well put Yer arms down, We're getting enough volcanic GASses(VOG) as It is now, Anymore and We'll fall right on our GLASSES. ____________ BSG Anthem My Facebook page
	ID: 991519 ·

James Sotherden Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6075 Credit: 15,258,712 RAC: 24,245	Message 991530 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 2:34:27 UTC
	Who ever wins this week PUMICE me the lava has FLOWED its course. ____________
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VBobier Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 41269 Credit: 32,367,101 RAC: 5,761	Message 991533 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 2:44:43 UTC - in response to Message 991530. Last modified: 24 Apr 2010, 2:44:59 UTC
	Who ever wins this week PUMICE me the lava has FLOWED its course. Well I PUMICE to LAVA off for a bit(this thread), As My back is CRATERED(OA). ____________ BSG Anthem My Facebook page
	ID: 991533 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 7616 Credit: 910,101 RAC: 1,083	Message 991541 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 4:30:19 UTC
	Sorry I'm late. Had to finish a work-related project. I really hate it when my work week OVER-FLOWS. I especially hate having to write so many insurance reports for companies like ETNA. There are so many other things I would have rather done than work this evening. I'd rather watch PELEE play soccer, or eat RAINIER cherries, or chomp through a nice FUJI apple. I'd rather play the TAMBORAine or even go whale hunting (anybody know what to do with a whale carcass after you KILAUEA?) Anyway, I'm glad I finally made it to this party. I see we're all playing a round of PINATUBO on the donkey!
	ID: 991541 ·

VBobier Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 41269 Credit: 32,367,101 RAC: 5,761	Message 991542 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 4:44:23 UTC - in response to Message 991541.
	Well now that You've gone all Mt MAZAMA on us, We'll to have wait and see what EMISSIONS You produce next, It should be a real GAS. :) Ok I'm all CALDERAed out for the moment and will LAKE It to You Angela. :D ____________ BSG Anthem My Facebook page
	ID: 991542 ·

Chris S Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Nov 00 Posts: 23358 Credit: 4,632,727 RAC: 3,947	Message 991558 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 7:13:49 UTC Last modified: 24 Apr 2010, 7:14:15 UTC
	I rushed over here hoping this thread was just dormant and not extinct, but I tripped over the sill, and caught the the base of my throat on the bedrock. Never mind, flank you for having me, I conduit another time. ____________ Damsel Rescuer, Kitty Patron, Raccoon Friend, Uli Fan, Julie Supporter, ES99 Admirer, PETA Member, 1st Childhood
	ID: 991558 ·

James Sotherden Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6075 Credit: 15,258,712 RAC: 24,245	Message 992320 - Posted: 27 Apr 2010, 15:56:18 UTC Last modified: 27 Apr 2010, 15:57:19 UTC
	Did you here about the Mayor who was driving drunk? Well it seems he had topped his tankard one time to many at the local tavern. On his way home he passed out and his foot naturally stomped down on the gas pedal. He was doing good till he hit the curve at 90 miles per hour. Seems that on that curve was a tire store, a barber shop and the edge of a farmers field where he sold those big round bales of hay. Yep he hit all three. The locals call it the day the Mayor was Tired,Latherd,and Rolled out of town on a Bale. ____________
	ID: 992320 ·

Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 8,311,457 RAC: 169	Message 993120 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 1:30:34 UTC
	sigh
	ID: 993120 ·

James Sotherden Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6075 Credit: 15,258,712 RAC: 24,245	Message 993122 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 1:36:50 UTC
	So here we are for another Friday of subPAR CHEESY puns. ____________
	ID: 993122 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 7616 Credit: 910,101 RAC: 1,083	Message 993139 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 3:46:12 UTC Last modified: 1 May 2010, 3:48:51 UTC
	Cheesy puns are always GOUDA. (SORRY to TROUBLE you... were you going for Parcheesi or cheese?)
	ID: 993139 ·

James Sotherden Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6075 Credit: 15,258,712 RAC: 24,245	Message 993140 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 4:05:06 UTC
	Well i love cheese so lets get into a blood CURDling pun war. ____________
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Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 7616 Credit: 910,101 RAC: 1,083	Message 993145 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 4:27:11 UTC
	Oooooo cheese! Sorry if I made you SWISS topics. If you think you can beat me in a cheese-pun war, then you don't know JACK!
	ID: 993145 ·

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