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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
That why I have a night job. My CaREAR as a punist not very CHEEKY. [/quote] Old James |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65759 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
My Gluteus Maximus It is, look what's REARing up It's ugly cigarette BUTT. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
That why I have a night job. My CaREAR as a punist not very CHEEKY. At least it is better than your career as a chemist when you were cooking up puns on a BUNSen burner. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
It sure would hurt to be whipped with a tennis racket. HOT CROSSED BUNS anyone? [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Hey Jim, remember your career writing jingles? See the USA in your DERRIERE! I wonder why that one never sold... |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Or the first model of the flesh colored JOHN DERRIERE tractors. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Hey Jim, remember when you were a professional golfer? I believed you played eighteen HOLES a day! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Hey Jim, remember when you were a professional golfer? I believed you played eighteen HOLES a day! BUTT DR. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Of course, there were all those years that you made a living creating customized MUDFLAPS for truckers... |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
You know what a loin cloth is? a BUTTFLAP. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Oh how you do PRATtle on... |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65759 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Oh how you do PRATtle on... Ya sure that isn't a death rattle I here coming from ASTERN. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Not at all! We're just discussing Jim's many careers. Sad thing is though, in this terrible economy there are so few OPENINGS... |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Shake n Bake, when you go to a nude beach and get a sunburn on your rump. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Your logic is FUNDAMENTally flawed Jim. I always use sunscreen. |
Uli Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1 |
Man, I thought POOP is the subject. U Sheilas confuse Me Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Well, Angela You have done and kicked my booty so hard, you put a big crack in it. I officially declare you the winner. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Thank goodness we've finally come to the TAIL END of this terrible pun war! Thank you for the win. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
It was fun trying to get the BUTTer of you. Maybe next week my friend. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
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