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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
That pun was so bad I'm considering a dose of ARSEnic! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
That pun was so bad I'm considering a dose of ARSEnic! Are you saying it STINKS? [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Yes. Hey Jim, where are our competitors tonight? Hey lurkers, we're easy on newbies here. We will treat you with excessive care. Heck, you might even say we'll CAUDAL you... |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65763 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Hey, where did Vic go? For awhile he was hanging on your TAIL... Doing a STERN shot at You with a surprise Torpedo attack. I was indisposed in the head/latrine, etc and I had a warm audience too. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Uli Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1 |
Does it stink in here or what. Maybe my Seewer is backing up again. Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Seeing Eric is a mad scientist, Does he have a LAVATORY? [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Woah, it's getting crowded in here! Please don't shove and TUSH. |
Uli Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1 |
In the Loo? Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Having trouble with your taxes? The IRS is behind you. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Hey Uli, welcome to the Pun Room. For snacks tonight we're handing out TOOSHIE-pops. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
gee Angela you are kicking my KEESTER. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
A sound ASSertion, my friend, and one that is clearly BASEd on "a priori" knowledge as well as "a POSTERIORi" evidence! |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65763 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Of course as with any operation, Some ASSembly is required. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Vic has returned... fear not, I will pay him BACK in HIND! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Considering that most women think guys are all JACKASSES, youd think that we'd have TWO LEGGS UP on BUTT puns [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Indeed. Well Jim, if you had any hopes of winning tonight, by now I hope I've RECTUM... |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Im not ready to COLON quits yet. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Well I'll beat you eventually, just as sure as bees make HINEY. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
You know what MOONSHINE is? thats what youll see of my untanned CABOOS. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Nice... two puns in a post. Still your pun account this eveing is hopelessly in arREARs. |
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