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Message 980303 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 0:33:42 UTC

Okay, give this one a try.


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Message 980320 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 1:18:36 UTC



Joe, owner of a shoe store, wanted to drum up some business for his shop.

So he designed these new bicycle "wheels".
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Message 980321 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 1:19:02 UTC



Never gets a flat . . .
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Message 980331 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 1:35:18 UTC

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Message 980350 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 3:31:21 UTC - in response to Message 980331.  


Its nice but do you have it in red?


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Message 980353 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 3:47:35 UTC

Rough Rider.


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Message 980358 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 3:52:39 UTC

Re-inventing the wheel, and they said it couldn't be done.
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Message 980419 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 7:43:36 UTC



The new mine-cleaning equipment of the Talibans in Afghanistan
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Message 980458 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 11:24:19 UTC - in response to Message 980331.  



Its called the procto-Vasectomobile. If you throw a shoe you either kick yourself in the a$$ or get hit in the nether regions.
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Message 980461 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 11:30:38 UTC - in response to Message 980458.  
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I finally sold it, because I was tired of getting tickets for walking in the bikes only lanes, or riding in the pedestrian only lanes.

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Message 980467 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 12:17:23 UTC




  • "I sounds like a giant, galloping centipede when I'm riding it."

  • There were many complaints from pedestrians and other bike riders who heard it and started looking around for the stampeding mob.

  • Other bike racers actually like it because the sound of footsteps coming up from behind them spurs them on.



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Message 980468 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 12:18:29 UTC



"Hold on a second, gotta stop! I've got a shoe lace untied."
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Message 980478 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 12:56:29 UTC

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Message 980496 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 14:11:34 UTC

The BMX Extreme foot racer.
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Message 980503 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 14:28:26 UTC

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Message 980538 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 16:17:49 UTC


A bike with one major flaw(and maybe 8 minor ones), No brakes! How do Ya stop this thing, Maybe Fred and Barney would know... ;)
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Message 980541 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 16:20:40 UTC - in response to Message 980538.  



The worlds first bike with 16 brakeSHOES.
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Message 980548 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 16:39:22 UTC

How do ya stop it? It has disk brakes!

- Where the rubber shoe meats the road...
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Message 980562 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 17:47:35 UTC

The only way of measuring the circumference of wheels in feet.


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Message 980612 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 19:42:00 UTC - in response to Message 980538.  




"It's got a lot of sole!"



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