Oh crap..........'bout dogs........

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kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 962026 - Posted: 8 Jan 2010, 20:46:47 UTC My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Cow, my dog is a democrat! "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 962026 ·

skildude Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60	Message 962033 - Posted: 8 Jan 2010, 21:28:33 UTC - in response to Message 962026. Last modified: 8 Jan 2010, 21:32:05 UTC Your cats eat food made specifically for them. They seem to think climbing into and onto things is their right. When they produce a hairball they claim it was always like that. They hunt just for fun. If you aren't careful they'll crap in your house. Spend a little time with them they purr and rub on you making you think they like you. then they stick their claws in making it feel like your skin is coming off like a grape. No matter which dish they drop to the floor they'll still blame the Dog. Look in the cats eyes and you'll see a narcissist. A dogs your best friend. Hmmmm your cats are REPUBLICANS!!! In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope ID: 962033 ·

rebest Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Apr 00 Posts: 1296 Credit: 45,357,093 RAC: 0	Message 962045 - Posted: 8 Jan 2010, 21:54:45 UTC - in response to Message 962033. Last modified: 8 Jan 2010, 21:56:51 UTC . Hmmmm your cats are REPUBLICANS!!! ...and their pet humans are staff. Join the PACK! ID: 962045 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65747 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 962070 - Posted: 8 Jan 2010, 23:08:43 UTC - in response to Message 962033. Your cats eat food made specifically for them. They seem to think climbing into and onto things is their right. When they produce a hairball they claim it was always like that. They hunt just for fun. If you aren't careful they'll crap in your house. Spend a little time with them they purr and rub on you making you think they like you. then they stick their claws in making it feel like your skin is coming off like a grape. No matter which dish they drop to the floor they'll still blame the Dog. Look in the cats eyes and you'll see a narcissist. A dogs your best friend. Hmmmm your cats are REPUBLICANS!!! And all this time I thought Angel was an Independent like Me. ;) The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 962070 ·

hiamps Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 May 99 Posts: 4292 Credit: 72,971,319 RAC: 0	Message 962174 - Posted: 9 Jan 2010, 3:31:35 UTC - in response to Message 962026. My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Cow, my dog is a democrat! Bet your Kitties are also.... Official Abuser of Boinc Buttons... And no good credit hound! ID: 962174 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 962232 - Posted: 9 Jan 2010, 11:01:43 UTC - in response to Message 962174. Bet your Kitties are also.... The kitties are staunchly republican........or were. And voted that way until 'somebody' led us astray. So now I guess they are independents. Vote the person or the issue, not the party line. If our stupid representatives in the gov would do so, you would not see the 'great divide'... "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 962232 ·

hiamps Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 May 99 Posts: 4292 Credit: 72,971,319 RAC: 0	Message 962454 - Posted: 10 Jan 2010, 5:53:59 UTC - in response to Message 962232. Bet your Kitties are also.... The kitties are staunchly republican........or were. And voted that way until 'somebody' led us astray. So now I guess they are independents. Vote the person or the issue, not the party line. If our stupid representatives in the gov would do so, you would not see the 'great divide'... Been Independent my whole life, always vote for the person not the Party. Listen to your Kitties. Official Abuser of Boinc Buttons... And no good credit hound! ID: 962454 ·

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