Halloween Zombie-Talk Thread

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Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 938569 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 8:03:13 UTC Undead membraaanes? Who is the zombie's favorite exercise guru? ID: 938569 ·

LiliKrist Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 12 Aug 09 Posts: 333 Credit: 143,167 RAC: 0	Message 938570 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 8:11:26 UTC Last modified: 9 Oct 2009, 8:13:27 UTC High octaaaaaaaaane........... And what are Zombie's minds? Become Jackson's faaaaaannnnnsssss!!! So what is zombie's fav dance? N = R x fp x ne x fl x fi x fc x L ID: 938570 ·

LiliKrist Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 12 Aug 09 Posts: 333 Credit: 143,167 RAC: 0	Message 938571 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 8:15:54 UTC - in response to Message 938569. Undead membraaanes? Who is the zombie's favorite exercise guru? Fraaaansssskeinnteeeinnnn! So what is zombie's fav dance? N = R x fp x ne x fl x fi x fc x L ID: 938571 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 938572 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 8:15:59 UTC - in response to Message 938569. Undead membraaanes? Who is the zombie's favorite exercise guru? Well.....I was going for insaaaaane...... "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 938572 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 938573 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 8:18:28 UTC - in response to Message 938571. Undead membraaanes? Who is the zombie's favorite exercise guru? Fraaaansssskeinnteeeinnnn! So what is zombie's fav dance? The mackaraaaaaaaaaina...... The Zombie's hair tonic? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 938573 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 938581 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 8:39:49 UTC Rogaaaaaaaaaaaaine. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 938581 ·

Norman Copeland Send message Joined: 17 Aug 09 Posts: 1503 Credit: 143,499 RAC: 0	Message 938588 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 9:13:02 UTC What is zombie fluff? ID: 938588 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 938589 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 9:14:58 UTC - in response to Message 938588. Last modified: 9 Oct 2009, 9:18:18 UTC What is zombie fluff? Waaaaaaaaaay too fluffie for most of us...... Get my PM? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 938589 ·

Norman Copeland Send message Joined: 17 Aug 09 Posts: 1503 Credit: 143,499 RAC: 0	Message 938591 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 9:23:18 UTC Last modified: 9 Oct 2009, 9:23:56 UTC Waaaaaaaaaay too fluffie for most of us...... Get my PN? ----------------- Candy floss? --------------------------------------------------------------- What is zombie toothpaste? ID: 938591 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 938619 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 14:28:48 UTC Last modified: 9 Oct 2009, 14:34:09 UTC No Norman, zombie toothpaste would be Tom's of Maaaine. And the exercise guru was Jack LaLaaaane. Perhaps I should have made it more clear in the rules. A good zombie joke has to rhyme with brain and you have to prolong the long "a" sound. "Ain" can be spelled many ways (ain, ane, aign, etc). Also, please refraaaain from answering your own joke. That is how this word game works. Ok, reboot... What do zombies use for wedding toasts? ID: 938619 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 938621 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 14:40:00 UTC - in response to Message 938619. No Norman, zombie toothpaste would be Tom's of Maaaine. And the exercise guru was Jack LaLaaaane. Perhaps I should have made it more clear in the rules. A good zombie joke has to rhyme with brain and you have to prolong the long "a" sound. "Ain" can be spelled many ways (ain, ane, aign, etc). Also, please refraaaain from answering your own joke. That is how this word game works. Ok, reboot... What do zombies use for wedding toasts? The caaaaaaaaaaaaake. And what with fall's leafs? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 938621 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 938627 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 15:00:58 UTC Good one Mark! It took me a bit to figure that one out. I love that! Fall leaves mean that winter is waxing and summer is waaaaaning! (And dude, zombies toast with champaaaagne!!! Cake doesn't rhyme with brain.) New joke- What zombie was memorialized in the Song of Roland? ID: 938627 ·

AndyW Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Oct 02 Posts: 5862 Credit: 10,957,677 RAC: 18	Message 938628 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 15:00:59 UTC Last modified: 9 Oct 2009, 15:01:48 UTC Noooo! It's Champaaaaaigne! Why do Zombie's moan a lot? edit - Oops! Look at the time of the posts! Spooky! ID: 938628 ·

skildude Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60	Message 938633 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 15:18:44 UTC - in response to Message 938627. Charlamaaagnnneeee why did the zombie take his clothes to the dry cleaners? In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope ID: 938633 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 938636 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 15:26:25 UTC Bad staaains! What does the zombie wife do when the zombie husband doesn't take out the garbage? ID: 938636 ·

skildude Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60	Message 938637 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 15:29:00 UTC - in response to Message 938636. nag.. NO WAIT.... Complaaainnnnn whats the Zombies favorite actor? think hard ... mustache... In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope ID: 938637 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 938640 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 15:46:47 UTC - in response to Message 938627. Good one Mark! It took me a bit to figure that one out. I love that! Fall leaves mean that winter is waxing and summer is waaaaaning! (And dude, zombies toast with champaaaagne!!! Cake doesn't rhyme with brain.) New joke- What zombie was memorialized in the Song of Roland? I dunno,.........Roland....... You should not joke about such things...... I knew Roland........ You are not Roland. There are some things you cannot explain in public. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 938640 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 938650 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 16:39:08 UTC Ok Skildude! You stumped me for nearly an hour, but I think I got it. When you said actor, my first thought was John Waaayne, but then you threw in mustache... so I gotta go with Gerald Mc Raaaney! What zombie was found hiding in a hole underground in Iraq? ID: 938650 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65755 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 938652 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 16:46:17 UTC - in response to Message 938650. Last modified: 9 Oct 2009, 16:50:27 UTC Ok Skildude! You stumped me for nearly an hour, but I think I got it. When you said actor, my first thought was John Waaayne, but then you threw in mustache... so I gotta go with Gerald Mc Raaaney! What zombie was found hiding in a hole underground in Iraq? Saddaam Husaanie. Who is on the NCIS Team and was in I-Spy? Please don't Quaaack us up. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 938652 ·

skildude Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60	Message 938657 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 17:02:35 UTC - in response to Message 938652. Last modified: 9 Oct 2009, 17:03:46 UTC Charlie Chaplaaaainnnnn A zombies favorite fake Magician? In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope ID: 938657 ·

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