Beet's Give Us a Caption XIII

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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 920333 - Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 15:50:08 UTC - in response to Message 920256. Tiger can not stand to let a good green go to waste. [/quote] Old James ID: 920333 ·

KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0	Message 920344 - Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 16:40:26 UTC Tiger Woods tries to remedy his recent putting problems with indoor practice... . Hello, from Albany, CA!... ID: 920344 ·

John McLeod VII Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0	Message 920472 - Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 22:27:08 UTC Tiger hooked one rather badly, and decided to play it from where it lay instead of taking the penalty. BOINC WIKI ID: 920472 ·

Blurf Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Sep 06 Posts: 8962 Credit: 12,678,685 RAC: 0	Message 920475 - Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 22:35:17 UTC "Tiger was so embarrassed by missing the cut for the British Open that he hid in his basement and practiced putting on his pool table." ID: 920475 ·

Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29903 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157	Message 920575 - Posted: 23 Jul 2009, 4:39:31 UTC You play your way, I'll play mine. ID: 920575 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 920577 - Posted: 23 Jul 2009, 4:46:29 UTC Talk about your one-trick pony!!! ID: 920577 ·

KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0	Message 920849 - Posted: 23 Jul 2009, 23:51:13 UTC [hushed voice] Tiger is setting up for his famous "three cushion" birdie putt. [/hushed voice] . Hello, from Albany, CA!... ID: 920849 ·

HAL Send message Joined: 28 Mar 03 Posts: 704 Credit: 870,617 RAC: 0	Message 920988 - Posted: 24 Jul 2009, 9:03:57 UTC Bump Arbitration will be announced shortly mine doesn't count I hope he remembers that rules for the 19th hole are NO CLEATS and NO DIVOTS Classic WU= 7,237 Classic Hours= 42,079 ID: 920988 ·

HAL Send message Joined: 28 Mar 03 Posts: 704 Credit: 870,617 RAC: 0	Message 921009 - Posted: 24 Jul 2009, 12:42:41 UTC The arbitrator has woke up and provided the results 2nd runner up Mumps with In a not-so-stunning turn of events, Tiger decided to play through the 19th hole. 1st runner up Steven Meyer with "... and now Tiger has a particularly difficult lie. This green has no break at all, but in order to make his shot in the corner, he needs to curve it around another golfer's inexplicably black ball with an "8" painted on it ..." Winner is KWSN The Holy Hand Grenade with Tiger is setting up for his famous "three cushion" birdie putt. This will probably be my final post on these forums for a while Classic WU= 7,237 Classic Hours= 42,079 ID: 921009 ·

KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0	Message 921149 - Posted: 24 Jul 2009, 22:18:51 UTC Oops, first try at a foto was hidden by a moderator... Will try again with another... . Hello, from Albany, CA!... ID: 921149 ·

KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0	Message 921151 - Posted: 24 Jul 2009, 22:25:00 UTC Last modified: 24 Jul 2009, 22:27:03 UTC OK, try this: . Hello, from Albany, CA!... ID: 921151 ·

John McLeod VII Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0	Message 921156 - Posted: 24 Jul 2009, 22:54:25 UTC I must have made a left turn at Albuquerque. BOINC WIKI ID: 921156 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65788 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 921166 - Posted: 25 Jul 2009, 0:16:12 UTC Pigeons... Ugh. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 921166 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 921181 - Posted: 25 Jul 2009, 1:41:11 UTC - in response to Message 921151. [/quote] Jonathan always wondered why he could never get a date. [/quote] Old James ID: 921181 ·

Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29903 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157	Message 921188 - Posted: 25 Jul 2009, 1:53:58 UTC - in response to Message 921181. Shissss, put your head down, that big guys is a moderator. ID: 921188 ·

Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 921200 - Posted: 25 Jul 2009, 2:34:45 UTC - in response to Message 921151. OK, try this: I've heard it's hard to soar with the eagles when you're running with the turkeys, but I wonder what effect hanging with pigeons has. ID: 921200 ·

champ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 12 Mar 03 Posts: 3642 Credit: 1,489,147 RAC: 0	Message 921260 - Posted: 25 Jul 2009, 14:12:42 UTC Bunch of flying rats. ID: 921260 ·

Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0	Message 921263 - Posted: 25 Jul 2009, 14:34:36 UTC Last modified: 25 Jul 2009, 14:48:49 UTC In his later years, Jonathan Livingston became confused about his identity and he started hanging around with the local low-lifes. He also forgot how to fly. ID: 921263 ·

Virtual Boss* Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 4 May 08 Posts: 417 Credit: 6,440,287 RAC: 0	Message 921433 - Posted: 26 Jul 2009, 8:05:58 UTC Thanks for the favour guys! When youv've finished loading up I'll show you the targets. We'll teach them to be stingy with the chips. Flying high with Team Sicituradastra. ID: 921433 ·

Michael Roberts Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Aug 99 Posts: 2588 Credit: 791,775 RAC: 0	Message 921467 - Posted: 26 Jul 2009, 13:12:33 UTC - in response to Message 921151. Last modified: 26 Jul 2009, 13:33:20 UTC Well I achieved my ambition and married a flamingo, but I'm very disappointed with the resulting offspring. Q: What do you get when you cross Larus occidentalis with Phoenicopterus chilensis? A: No idea, but don't feed it. (see posts 871467 and 872089 if you don't remember the back story) (edit) Truth being stranger than fiction, we read in Wikipedia: [The genetically related subgroup] Metaves contains flamingos, ... pigeons, ... . Interestingly, most of these groups have traditionally been difficult to place on the family tree of birds. Flamingos produce a "milk" like pigeon milk due to the action of a hormone called prolactin. Young flamingos hatch with grey plumage. ID: 921467 ·

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