. . . The Hamster Joke Thread

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Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 815182 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 20:55:03 UTC . . . Hollywood 'as started a Campaign to Elect Ban Hamster BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . ID: 815182 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 815183 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 20:56:11 UTC - in response to Message 815181. . . . Ban Hamster's Father was a Boxin' Champ durin' the great Depression If memory serves me right wasn't their A rapper in the Family? . . . 'ow did ya know? BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . ID: 815183 ·

Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0	Message 815184 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 20:58:33 UTC - in response to Message 815183. . . . Ban Hamster's Father was a Boxin' Champ durin' the great Depression If memory serves me right wasn't their A rapper in the Family? . . . 'ow did ya know? And the song was Hamster time!! :o) LETS BEGIN IN 2010 ID: 815184 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 815188 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 21:15:35 UTC . . . 'ere's da brother rapper 'Down Iz' ('es's been elsewhere eatin' a lot - rather than workin') BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . ID: 815188 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 815203 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 22:13:43 UTC . . . SLOW NEWS DAY - Ban Hamster finds Zombie Hamster's runnin' 'round the Australian Outback Hamster NEWS Quotin' Ban Hamster's as sayin': . . . We're gonna take care of dem Zombies BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . ID: 815203 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 815205 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 22:19:17 UTC . . . Ban Hamster heads for the Outback - to take care of the Zombie Hamster's BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . ID: 815205 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 815209 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 22:39:22 UTC . .. Ban Hamster's COmpany has created a 'Human Hamster Room' where People learn what it's like to be a Hamster BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . ID: 815209 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 815213 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 22:48:48 UTC . . . Ban Hamster's arrival in the Outback shall take some time - here 'e gets a helpin' hand from 'is Human Friend - catChya'S l8Tr . . . BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . ID: 815213 ·

Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12	Message 815298 - Posted: 6 Oct 2008, 4:47:35 UTC - in response to Message 815213. . . . Ban Hamster's arrival in the Outback shall take some time - here 'e gets a helpin' hand from 'is Human Friend - catChya'S l8Tr . . . He'll need that. Nobody really knows what's out there. ID: 815298 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 815425 - Posted: 6 Oct 2008, 20:58:22 UTC . . . Ban Hamster - after a very long journey - arrives in Australia - ready to take-out the Zombie Hamster's . . . a bright flash lights up the Aussie Outbacks > even the kitties came to help . . . one little kittie - attempted to deny that he'd barfed durin' the take-out . . . the boming & fightin' progressed and eventually all the Zombie Hamster's were taken out . . . later - in the Outback Tavern - Ban Hamster decides to 'ave a few brewskies with a little Monkey playin' Guitar . . . wanderin' 'bout the Outback awhile later - Ban Hamsrter sees a UFO and the Hamster's realized that the ETI's were a Friendly lot - and Peace prevailed on the Earth . . . so, there ends the saga - though it is only the beginin' - there's always the story of Ban Hamster leavin' home when 'e was younger ;)) > Ban Hamster Thanks Each & Every One of You for your time ;)) . . . to be continued ? BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . ID: 815425 ·

Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0	Message 815490 - Posted: 7 Oct 2008, 1:00:37 UTC THE LEGEND! Hamster piano and pop corn - Criceto e popcorn! LETS BEGIN IN 2010 ID: 815490 ·

Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0	Message 815491 - Posted: 7 Oct 2008, 1:02:57 UTC The Hamster Stare LETS BEGIN IN 2010 ID: 815491 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 815608 - Posted: 7 Oct 2008, 11:13:41 UTC Last modified: 7 Oct 2008, 11:14:39 UTC One little hammy to another, standing before a hamster wheel: "I usually do two hours of cardio and then four more of cardio and then two more of cardio.Ã¢â‚¬Â BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . ID: 815608 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 815958 - Posted: 8 Oct 2008, 16:56:48 UTC . . . Ban Hamster's recent purchase to git 'round > Ban Hamster's keeps up with 'is Comedic routines (w/ a Guinea Pig Cannon) < one of Ban's latest acquisitions - a Hamster Clock > and, keepin' up with 'is Professional Image as a Ventriloquist . . . BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . ID: 815958 ·

Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0	Message 816006 - Posted: 8 Oct 2008, 21:20:13 UTC Here are his cousins in the Olympics LETS BEGIN IN 2010 ID: 816006 ·

Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0	Message 816008 - Posted: 8 Oct 2008, 21:22:41 UTC The 1,000 meter hamster relay!! Looks like A close finish LETS BEGIN IN 2010 ID: 816008 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 816286 - Posted: 9 Oct 2008, 15:51:48 UTC Last modified: 9 Oct 2008, 16:08:35 UTC . . . mistake's are somtimes made BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . ID: 816286 ·

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