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Message 570713 - Posted: 18 May 2007, 23:34:30 UTC
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Please Sir can I be relieved?

A suction cap or an enema might do the trick but I really need to go to the inflamatory right now Sir..

I see there is another big push ahead and I will be ready and will do my best for Bing and Crosby..

Will the nurses be gentle Sir?

When do we go over the top?







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Message 570738 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 0:04:09 UTC - in response to Message 570733.  


Sorry, Fuzzy, but your animated pic has no words with it and so we cannot guess what you mean. Therefore, it could mean anything. Because it could mean anything, you might not like how it would be interpreted. Therefore, please moderate yourself. :)
Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes.
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Message 570753 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 0:25:23 UTC

The nurses are after the crackers,(they wanted Gingersnaps originally, but he went AWOL) so keep a firm grip, they could catch you unawares..

I though we were going round the bend first?



Oh my Dog, they've got the bends...I told them that artificially inseminating the prawns was not going to work. Quick...someone find the hyperbolic chamber and pull Nurse Ratchette, RN out of the damned thing...we need it stat. She's been huffing nitrous oxide under preasure and listening to her Greatful Dead tapes again. How are we going to set in motion the cunning plan in the midst of such chaos...?
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Message 570779 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 0:46:10 UTC
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Nice one Keith. I remember when you started the cunning plan, and I now remember when you continued it ;)

It's not the crispy duck I'm after, it's the the pot noodles!


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Message 570797 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 0:55:41 UTC - in response to Message 570782.  



It's not the crispy duck I'm after, it's the the pot noodles!



I knew there was something else...

Yes, don't forget the pot or the noodles will make a mess on your trousers that won't look nice.


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Message 570811 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 1:06:09 UTC - in response to Message 570753.  

The nurses are after the crackers,(they wanted Gingersnaps originally, but he went AWOL) so keep a firm grip, they could catch you unawares..

I though we were going round the bend first?



Oh my Dog, they've got the bends...I told them that artificially inseminating the prawns was not going to work. Quick...someone find the hyperbolic chamber and pull Nurse Ratchette, RN out of the damned thing...we need it stat. She's been huffing nitrous oxide under preasure and listening to her Greatful Dead tapes again. How are we going to set in motion the cunning plan in the midst of such chaos...?


Did someone mention Chaos??? We have the Calm that's found in all the Chaos. :-)

Right this way....

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Death is preordained


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Message 570839 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 1:24:27 UTC - in response to Message 570835.  

Right this way....

::detour sign:: ....over to here.


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Message 570852 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 1:35:08 UTC - in response to Message 570721.  


... When do we go over the top?


.... I though we were going round the bend first?


I already went round then bend in anticipation of the plan Sir.

On coming back round the other corner I remembered I always use to say that when in Rome poo as the Romans poo..

Stiff upper lip and which way to the frontier - or is this a strictly anywho plan. Sir?

Should we March forward in May I Sir?

Or is it back to the barrack to see nursey again?

Will she be more gentle this time?







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Message 570872 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 1:46:31 UTC - in response to Message 570860.  
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... I have heard her nickname is "Gently Bentley" but that yet has to be confirmed.

We can March in May, June or July, take your pick..or was it a shovel?


Gently Bentley... Ooo my gawd.. Even gently a Bentley wouldn't fit in my - arsk no questions I'll tell you know lies... eek..

So the plan is to thrust ahead I see....

I'm ready for the thrusting Sir... I like to pick though as a shovel doesn't fit up me nose..



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Message 570909 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 2:20:10 UTC

This is the Cunning Plan.....

Am I on topic?
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Message 570915 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 2:23:52 UTC - in response to Message 570907.  

It would be awfully good mannered of you if you could keep on topic, so if you could be so gracious as to follow the flow...

The topic is "The Cunning Plan" so please explain the Plan so the rest of us may partake in the cunningness of it.

Do you have to railroad every thread?
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Message 570919 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 2:26:37 UTC - in response to Message 570915.  

It would be awfully good mannered of you if you could keep on topic, so if you could be so gracious as to follow the flow...

The topic is "The Cunning Plan" so please explain the Plan so the rest of us may partake in the cunningness of it.

Do you have to railroad every thread?

Thats part of his "Cunning Plan".
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Message 570924 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 2:30:04 UTC - in response to Message 570921.  

It would be awfully good mannered of you if you could keep on topic, so if you could be so gracious as to follow the flow...

The topic is "The Cunning Plan" so please explain the Plan so the rest of us may partake in the cunningness of it.

Do you have to railroad every thread?

Thats part of his "Cunning Plan".



Take your stations...

On your mark!
Get set!

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Message 570926 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 2:30:59 UTC - in response to Message 570924.  

It would be awfully good mannered of you if you could keep on topic, so if you could be so gracious as to follow the flow...

The topic is "The Cunning Plan" so please explain the Plan so the rest of us may partake in the cunningness of it.

Do you have to railroad every thread?

Thats part of his "Cunning Plan".



Take your stations...

On your mark!
Get set!

GO!!!!
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Message 570929 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 2:31:24 UTC - in response to Message 570923.  

It would be awfully good mannered of you if you could keep on topic, so if you could be so gracious as to follow the flow...

A recap for the hard of herring, the lobster has world domination in his sights, the prawns are not at all happy with the cracker situation..and the noodles are..


Yes, please explain to us what exactly the cunning plan is about.

We are all waiting with bated breath, us who don't have access to your alternative information central...

In the meantime let's enjoy another intro while we are waiting for the cunning plan to be revealed.



Do you have to railroad every thread?
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Message 570939 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 2:39:28 UTC


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Message 570943 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 2:41:45 UTC

They won again.
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