Yes, I can see how things can get offensive, fast, around here.

Not Me....:-)

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Yes, I can see how things can get offensive, fast, around here.

Don't worry, kenzieB. You go, girl

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"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

My brother Len drives a tank in Afghanistan. Canadian Armoured Regiment
Yes, I can see how things can get offensive, fast, around here.

Oh you should've seen the original animation. Knightmare can tell you all about it. ;)

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My brother Len drives a tank in Afghanistan. Canadian Armoured Regiment
Yes, I can see how things can get offensive, fast, around here.

Oh you should've seen the original animation. Knightmare can tell you all about it. ;)

LOL. That I can.....lol

I think that was the first thing I actually took any action on. At least one of the first anyway.

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Hiya Dune!
Thanks for the back side support, but not really needed. As you can see, am in full bitc…female dog…mode. Scroll down and other threads to guess why. Double standards abound and you learn who your friends are quickly around here.
Anyway, you probably should stand back, thing might get 'interesting' in the next little while.

Btw: Stacey Jane posted in an earlier LPTP thread that she had some posting issues, so she’ll likely be back as soon as she get’s them sorted out.

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Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

Albert Einstein

HOLY COW

HOLY COW

Udderly Mooving...

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HOLY COW

Udderly Mooving...

COW-A BUNGA!!!!

My grandpa wasn't making any money growing corn and he heard about his buddy Tony starting up a Dairy farm. He goes over and askes about it.

Tony says " I use the same land I used to grow crops on but now I raise Cows instead and sell the milk "

Grandpa asks " Wow, an entire farm full of animals... I don't want to take away your business, what else can I raise? "

Tony suggests that my grandpa starts raising chickens and selling the eggs.

So Grandpa goes down to the feed store and buys $1,000 worth of baby chicks. A month later he goes back and buys $2,000. A couple of weeks later Tony sees him buying $20,000 worth or chicks and says, " Wow, your chicken farm must really be taking off! I hear you're back here all the time buying more, and just look at all the ones you have now! "

Grandpa shakes his head and replies sadly, " No, I doing horrible at this chicken farming... I must be planting them too deep or not far enough apart..."





P.S. If someone asks I'll post the Pink Pingpong ball joke. It's my secret weapon in joke telling wars and I need someone else to blame once you all read it...

I've had this same problem however once I switched from chickens to earthworms my luck changed in a drastic way.

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I've had this same problem however once I switched from chickens to earthworms my luck changed in a drastic way.

What do you do when it's time for a roundup?

That's where the chickens come in handy. They catch all the stragglers that wander outside of the fence. These are some well trained chickens....

I've had this same problem however once I switched from chickens to earthworms my luck changed in a drastic way.

What do you do when it's time for a roundup?

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Founder of BOINC team Objectivists. Oh the humanity! Rational people crunching data!
I did NOT authorize this belly writing!

That's where the chickens come in handy. They catch all the stragglers that wander outside of the fence. These are some well trained chickens....

Well trained Chickens... that reminds me

I walked into a pet store and inquired about the blue parrot. The store owner told me it would cost $5,000. I asked why so much and it turns out the blue one's former owner was a teacher and the parrot learned so much it has it's own degree in composition.
I couldn't afford the blue one so I asked about the red one. The red one apparently has a pricetag of $8,000 because it's previous owner was a professor at the local university and the bird had a double degree in physical science and advanced mathimatics.
I looked over and saw a multicolored parrot with a $25,000 price tag. Of course I just had to find out the reason for this pricetag as well.
The shopkeeper simply replied " I don't know what he does, but the other two call him "Boss"... "

There's a magician on a cruise liner that performs after dinner every time the ship goes out to sea. Usually the passengers are onboard for the first time so the magician only uses a few tricks over and over again. Well, the captain his a pet parot that sits perched near him while he eats and the parot become familiar with the magic show. After awhile the bird starts calling out "Why are ALL the cards the ace of spades? It's under his hat, under his hat." Soon ever trick the magician knows is being spoiled by the pesky bird. Soon each time they go out the passengers laugh at the magician instead of being awed by his tricks. One trip the magician decides he's going to do something to the parot even if it gets him in trouble with the captain. A few nights after leaving port there is a terrible storm and the ship is sunk. The magician wakes up adrift on the sea, clinging to a long plank for dear life. At the other end of the piece of wood is the parot. He glares at the parot, the parot glares back. He climbs along the plank and tries to catch the bird, but it just flies up in the air until he's tired. They float there, just glaring at each other, for a few days. Finnaly the bird flaps it's wings a few times and asks, " Squawk, I give up. Where's the ship?"

The History of Cinco de Mayo

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

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