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thorin belvrog Send message Joined: 29 Sep 06 Posts: 6418 Credit: 8,893 RAC: 0 |
OMG ... that was funny ... I can say nothing but: I second that!!! Account frozen... |
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0 |
"One has a stronger hand when there's more people playing your same cards." Dubya Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006 Account frozen... |
Jeffrey Send message Joined: 21 Nov 03 Posts: 4793 Credit: 26,029 RAC: 0 |
'Stayyyyyyyyyy Theeeeeeeeee Courseeeeeeeeee... ... ... ... ...' GWB Washington, D.C., 2001-2007 ;) It may not be 1984 but George Orwell sure did see the future . . . |
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0 |
'Stayyyyyyyyyy Theeeeeeeeee Courseeeeeeeeee... ... ... ... ...' LOL yeah. But there's a lot of changes in the air lately. Account frozen... |
Dark Angel Send message Joined: 26 Aug 01 Posts: 432 Credit: 2,673,754 RAC: 0 |
"Tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. You're aâ€â€you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." I got one of those in a Cracker Jacks box once... |
Dark Angel Send message Joined: 26 Aug 01 Posts: 432 Credit: 2,673,754 RAC: 0 |
Sorry, I have not got any, but the fact that many Americans actually voted for him, twice, is a very scary thought. You're telling me I lived through it twice. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of STD. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas. Good news is you're cured in eight years... Bad new's is it leaves a hell of a mess to clean up. |
Dark Angel Send message Joined: 26 Aug 01 Posts: 432 Credit: 2,673,754 RAC: 0 |
Remember this one...Bush after signing a defense appropriations bill on August 5, 2004: Official record on the whithouse webpage reads as follows: "Third, this bill meets our commitment to America's Armed Forces by preparing them to meet the threats of tomorrow. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. " |
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0 |
"Laura and I's spirits are uplifted any time we go to a school that's working, because we understand the importance of public education in the future of our country." Yes George again Glen Burnie, MD, January 9, 2006 Account frozen... |
Maximus Decimus Meridius Send message Joined: 17 Apr 03 Posts: 370 Credit: 34,749 RAC: 0 |
The Dumbest Things President Bush Said in 2005 10) "It's totally wiped out. ... It's devastating, it's got to be doubly devastating on the ground." --turning to his aides while surveying Hurricane Katrina flood damage from Air Force One, Aug. 31, 2005 9) "I'm occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the second term." --Washington, D.C., March 16, 2005 8) "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." --Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005 7) "I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the mother in me." --Washington D.C., April 14, 2005 6) "Because the  all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those  changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be  or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled." --explaining his plan to save Social Security, Tampa, Fla., Feb. 4, 2005 5) "I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?" --in a note to to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a U.N. Security Council meeting, September 14, 2005 4) "We've got a lot of rebuilding to do. First, we're going to save lives and stabilize the situation. And then we're going to help these communities rebuild. The good news is -- and it's hard for some to see it now -- that out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast, like it was before. Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house -- he's lost his entire house -- there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch." (Laughter) --touring hurricane damage, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005 3) "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005 2) "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005 1) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. |
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0 |
Boy, it's been awhile. *Stretches legs & arms.* ___________________________________________________ "Because of your work, children who once wanted to die are now preparing to live." W. speaking at the White House summit on malaria, Dec. 14, 2006 Account frozen... |
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0 |
"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hopeâ€â€an ideology of hateâ€â€excuse meâ€â€with an ideology of hope." George Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007 Account frozen... |
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0 |
"And truth of the matter is, a lot of reports in Washington are never read by anybody. To show you how important this one is, I read it, and our guest read it." G. W. speaking along with Prime Minister Tony Blair about the Baker-Hamilton Report, Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006 (I wonder if he suffers any pain when he makes these statements.) Account frozen... |
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0 |
"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." G.W. Bush speaking with reporters on facing the challenges of war, Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006 (It's a tough job walking from room to room making goofy comments.) Account frozen... |
Matthew Love Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0 |
The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope." --George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
Rush Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3131 Credit: 302,569 RAC: 0 |
(I wonder if he suffers any pain when he makes these statements.) No more than you would if every word you ever said was reported verbatim. Just read any court transcript. They're all like this entire thread. People stumble over their words regularly. Cordially, Rush elrushbo2@theobviousgmail.com Remove the obvious... |
BODLEY Send message Joined: 19 Oct 06 Posts: 725 Credit: 130,841 RAC: 0 |
But not all people who appear in Court are President of the United States. Is not America deserving of a President who can at least speak a coherent sentence? (George Washington could ... ) |
Darth Dogbytes™ Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0 |
..."I am the president." That really pissed off Cheney who knows better. Account frozen... |
Michael Roberts Send message Joined: 20 Aug 99 Posts: 2588 Credit: 791,775 RAC: 0 |
..."I am the president." I thought it was "I am the decider." |
Dominique Send message Joined: 3 Mar 05 Posts: 1628 Credit: 74,745 RAC: 0 |
..."I am the president." That's... "I are the decider." |
Maximus Decimus Meridius Send message Joined: 17 Apr 03 Posts: 370 Credit: 34,749 RAC: 0 |
"You know, when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war President. No President wants to be a war President, but I am one." --George W. Bush, Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 26, 2006 My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. |
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