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Paul Zimmerman Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 1440 Credit: 11 RAC: 0 |
Heard yesterday at the latest whistle stop of Bush's SSI Piratization Bamboozlalapalooza road show. ....(open only to loyalty oath pledging Kentucky Rethugnants) ================================ MR. DEAN: I'm 66 years of age. I, like Gerald, have been drawing Social Security since I was 62. Call me a Pollyanna, but I have no fear that I will never be able to draw it. But I do have fears for my granddaughter, and all of my grandchildren, and even my children, your age -- THE PRESIDENT: Yes. MR. DEAN: -- some about your age, as a matter of fact. THE PRESIDENT: I'm 58. (Laughter.) MR. DEAN: I'm sorry. They're not quite that old. (Laughter.) THE PRESIDENT: I was about to say, eight-year-old father, fantastic. (Laughter.) MR. DEAN: Well, I'm in Kentucky, you know? _____________________ You just can't make this stuff up.... Bush sez the idea of an eight-year-old fathering children is ....."fantastic". ________________________ In his closing remarks, Bush also said: "I want it to be said that we came to Washington, D.C., saw a significant problem and left behind a better America." Proof of that old adage that you can't always get what you want.............. |
Paul Zimmerman Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 1440 Credit: 11 RAC: 0 |
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7822531 Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 820 Credit: 692 RAC: 0 |
And you'll get an earful about it... |
Paul Zimmerman Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 1440 Credit: 11 RAC: 0 |
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Paul Zimmerman Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 1440 Credit: 11 RAC: 0 |
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AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0 |
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Celtic Wolf Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3278 Credit: 595,676 RAC: 0 |
> > > door bell > I need one of these... HAHAHAHA I'd rather speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue. American Spirit BBQ Proudly Serving those that courageously defend freedom. |
AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0 |
> > > /> > I wonder if it makes a fart sound. Heha heha heha. |
AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0 |
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AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0 |
[url=http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jhtml?reposid=/multimedia/chappelle/showclips_s2/213_blackbush.html]I saw this earlier today<a> |
Paul Zimmerman Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 1440 Credit: 11 RAC: 0 |
[url=http://www.coconino-world.com/accueil2.htm# ]gulp.[/url] How the hyena came to laugh..... |
Magenta Send message Joined: 10 May 01 Posts: 305 Credit: 6,813 RAC: 0 |
And oldie but a goodie. http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/1338671 Please let me know if this doesn't bring up 2001 A Space Odyssey as portrayed by lego (tm) in 60 seconds. Now searching for holy grail version... |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
> And oldie but a goodie. > http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/1338671 > > Please let me know if this doesn't bring up 2001 A Space Odyssey as portrayed > by lego (tm) in 60 seconds. > > Now searching for holy grail version... > Yeah, that was good! Please let us know if you find the holy grail version... Reminds me of these [url=http://www.altervistas.com/sites/weird/118/][EXPLICIT]'s<a> "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Magenta Send message Joined: 10 May 01 Posts: 305 Credit: 6,813 RAC: 0 |
> > Yeah, that was good! Please let us know if you find the holy grail version... <a> href=http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2405283 [/url] darn, I put those little a thingies in less-than and greater-than brackets and it didn't work. One of these days I think I will end up buying HTML for Dummies.... :) And a cheery hello from a starting-to-get-cold-now-autumn-has-bitten New Zealand. :) |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
> > > > Yeah, that was good! Please let us know if you find the holy grail > version... > > <a> href=http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2405283 [/url] > > darn, I put those little a thingies in less-than and greater-than brackets and > it didn't work. One of these days I think I will end up buying HTML for > Dummies.... > :) > > And a cheery hello from a starting-to-get-cold-now-autumn-has-bitten New > Zealand. :) > Thank you, Magenta! These little movies are priceless! I'll imidiately post your link over in my team [url=http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/frontear/index.html]The Final Front Ear!<a> And I'm sure The Knights who say NI also will be interested!!! And greetings here from Scandinavia, where spring is near, still quite cold today, though! When you want to put on a link, you write <a href="[the url]"> [description]<a> The HTML for Dummies is not required, but it could come handy sometimes when you don't remember how to make special signs such as < ; and > ;'s "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
> And a cheery hello from a starting-to-get-cold-now-autumn-has-bitten New > Zealand. :) > Magenta, if you want a real cool avatar, you can have Captain Avatar making one for you or look at his work [url=http://www.captainavatar.com/]here<a> "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Ted Striker Send message Joined: 6 Apr 05 Posts: 1 Credit: 48 RAC: 0 |
, "my way or... highway." harvey keitel |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
Ted Striker = main character in the movie Airplane 2 |
Magenta Send message Joined: 10 May 01 Posts: 305 Credit: 6,813 RAC: 0 |
> Magenta, if you want a real cool avatar, you can have Captain Avatar making > one for you or look at his work <a> href="http://www.captainavatar.com/">here<a> Thanks for pointing this out. I would love a nice avatar (prior to you posting, it had taken be around a week to figure out what on earth an avatar was - nickname/signature at bottom of post/... :) ). I must admit, I've turned off the graphics at the moment, but am looking to up my cable limits (I really thought 1Gb per month would be enough). I do love yours - are the glasses digitally imposed or was a mild-mannered cat involved? Back to thread topic: Does anyone know where a can get a *good* copy of "How not to get an ass kicking by the police" by Chris Rock? I did a search, and all the copies I could locate - including the i-film copy - were very poor digital quality, and the voice quality varied as well. |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
> > Magenta, if you want a real cool avatar, you can have Captain Avatar > making > > one for you or look at his work <a> > href="http://www.captainavatar.com/">here<a> > > Thanks for pointing this out. I would love a nice avatar (prior to you > posting, it had taken be around a week to figure out what on earth an avatar > was - nickname/signature at bottom of post/... :) ). I must admit, I've > turned off the graphics at the moment, but am looking to up my cable limits (I > really thought 1Gb per month would be enough). > > I do love yours - are the glasses digitally imposed or was a mild-mannered cat > involved? > Hi again, Magenta, and thanks! It also took me a while to figure out the lingo here, and an avatar is a pic under your alias in your posts here on the boards, as my intellectual cat. A sig is a statement, as I have it or a block telling one's credits in the different projects one participate in, and I have them turned off too! I don't know about the cat, as it's one of Captain Avatar's works! So you must ask him about the circumstances, but it's not my cat! You can see my cat Bouncer Jupiter in my profile! "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
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