Profile: Arnold Schwarzie

Personal background
I'm a cosmopolitan citizen of the external suburb of Peroleni, the largest city on the planet known as the 6th of the Acturus Dual system -- as the thumbnail image shows. I landed on Earth on june 9th, 1999 your time when I first received signals for Earth (through a handy shortcut of folded cyberspace while going to Cassiopaiea but I'll tell more on this later) but despite humans do not seem to perceive me as I was expecting. I've contacted many officials from government agencies but they do not seem to uderstand I'm talking to them, actually. I'm working hard on finding alternatives ways of communicating with humans and I found this posting in the Profiles pretty to the point...


I'm not sure you might be interested in these details but just in case of and since everybody does: I'm of the wollopi gender (i.e. I deserve three hakkah females and five zwibb's but their bodies have not requested me yet). I was computed 2544 years ago (your time) but was born only six centuries later thanks to the impressive graduations I received for my works in ultra-marine communications. Hence I love talking with your "dolphins" and "whales" but they're not too enthusiastic considering me talking to you humans. Also, I find Earth a bit cold for me (I'm missing about 250°K compared to our shiny beaches of liquid metals) so I'm getting a bit homesick from time to time...

Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
Of course extraterrestrial life exists : that's exactely why I came one Earth, just to tell you ! I thought you would have understood by now but seemingly my communication devices are not yet sufficiently in synch with yours (I'll have to work on that)


Well, we're receiving in Acturus a lot of your "TV programs" since almost three decades now and are pretty convinced that you humans on Earth need some quite serious help! So that's why I came down here...


Actually I'm running S@H to understand how you read its data and hopefully tweak one or two signals so that after decoding you'll finally hear, actually listen to, the signals we've been sending to this portion of the Galaxy since 4500 of your Earth years.


My short term project is to repair my crashed dish and go further to the Cassiopaeia system where they're waiting for me for some annual dream party. On the long run i'm still trying to definitely escape my mother in law, that's why I can't be too open about my presence here -- I'm still undercover... ;-)

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