Profile: Joe Calton

Personal background
51 yo caucasian male seeking weight proportionate white female....

OH WAIT! Wrong website.

I'm a cranky old white guy living in the midwest. Have a job, a 13 yo daughter, a steady girlfriend, two ex wives, a big TV with digital cable and surround sound.

And this Dell XPS smokin' monster of a PC.
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
I run SETI@home because it's a more productive use of my computer's downtime than the 3D fish aquarium.

The first questions we ask any aliens should be:

1: How do you build those cool flying cars?
2: How do you build those strap-on jet pack thingies?
3: Can you find any WMDs in Iraq? 'Cause we're coming up goose eggs here.

and most importantly,

4: Why do you have to keep coming around here poking stuff up country bumpkin butts and stealing cow lips? What is up with you people?
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