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| I'm a rabbit of great needs and deep thoughts, of furry back and swift flight. Keen of ear and very very accurate with my friendly tool of procreation. My interest in locating E.T. comes from a life-long desire to steal one of their spaceships, go back to their home world and neatly excise organs out of their farm animals. Then I’d stick large instruments up their butts and ask them "Well, how do YOU like it? HUH?? Because WE'RE SICK OF IT ON EARTH!! Now keep your crazy alien instruments out of our rear ends and STOP MUTILATING OUR COWS BEFORE WE HAVE A CHANCE TO EAT 'EM!" It sounds drastic, but it's really the only way we're gonna be able to get through to their kind, trust me. |
| Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home |
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MY ANSWERS TO YOUR HELPFUL QUESTONS:
1.) Well of course they exist. Sheesh! I mean we're trying to FIND them so they must BE someplace.
2.) Transmit a signal for them to find us?? Who did you get to make up these questions? We've been transmitting signals since the 30's! Didn't you watch that movie with Jody Foster??
3.) I do SETI at home for the same reason as the rest of you. I would like to meet one, have him give me his ray-gun "just to look at for a minute", fry the bug-eyed little freak, then afterwards see if we can eat them. As much as I love steak, pork, sushi and all the other wonderful things this world has to offer, I'd like to try and expand our palate off-world.
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