Profile: Boardpipe

Personal background
Howdy, y'all! I'm a 63 year old goat herder from Terlingua, Texas. I'm doin' SETI@home fer the money. I ain't seen no money yet but my onliest best friend, Clell, said they'd pay me alot. He said all I gotta do is scrunch some nummers. I told Clell I don't know how to scrunch nummers but he said don't worry, them nice fellers in Berkly would show me how. I don't know where Berkly is and nobody done showd me nothin'. I think Clell was a lyin' to me. I think he jes' wanted to use my computer to look at them hootchie mammas on the porno sites. Well, anyway, y'all have a real good day and y'all come back real soon. Ya'ear?
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
Clell told me they ain't no aliens but I know they is. I seen em wadin' cross the Rio Grande over by Lajitas one time. Clell said if'n we're real quiet we'd be able to hear 'em on SETI. That jes' shows ya how dumb Clell is. The only station we get here in Terlingua is Del Rio. I think Clell be lyin' again.
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