Profile: jaimes

Personal background
I'm an Aussie gal, single, not looking thank-you-very-much (just don't tell my mother that though ok).

I am a sometime writer and fulltime slave to the service industry. My hobbies enjoy watching sport (baseball - toronto blue jays ... aussie rules - sydney swans), reading all kinds of novels, watching tv, and stalking Charlie Sheen (but only in a nice way).

One of my favourite past-times is hitting refresh on the sluggy (gee - is it not nifty - www.sluggy.com) website 500 times (at 30-second intervals) a day to see if the new comic is up. This is followed by 1 minute of pure joy upon seeing the new daily load, 2 minutes viewing pleasure, 5 minutes laughing hilariously, 18 minutes of contemplating the pure genius that IS Pete Abrams, followed by a further 23 hours and 34 minutes of depression and longing for the NEXT day's strip.

And my psych wonders why my prozac bill is so high!

Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
i just KNOW there is life out there - because there sure as HELL aint any where I reside!!!

my only query though is why an alien species would want to communicate with earth??? have you LOOKED at this place lately??

so, send out as many beacons as tyou like, i don't think they're gonna answer. If you're really lucky you might get the answering machine ... although it will probably more likely be one of those automated answering services

... if you would like to contact the nearest extra-terrestrial intelligence in your galaxy, press 1 NOW
... if you would like to make an inquiry about posible departure from your planet, press 2 NOW
... if you are calling to make a complaint about the sexual experiments conducted on you by an alien being, press 3 NOW
... if you would like the PHONE NUMBER of the alien being who conducted the experiments, please press 4 NOW
... if you would like to know when Elvis is returning, we are very sorry but we cannot help you - the fat junkie's DEAD ok???
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