Profile: donthecat

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Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
Junk Food, Coffee, Smokes. Oh Yeah! I Was All Set
Before The PC, Logged On The World Wide Net,
Deleting Some Chain Mail Sent By This Cyber Nut;
Browsing Was A Bit Slow, With VSNL's Thruput.

I Clicked On A Link And Up Popped The Latest News
Of A Religious Leader Whose Top-Storey Was A Bit Loose.
More Gory Details Of Rape, Death, Wars & Ethnic Hate
I Sat Reflecting On Earth & Mankind's Unlucky Fate.

As I Wondered How Man Could've Ever Evolved From The Intelligent Ape
VSNL Logged Off Again, But Different Action Happened On My Cyberscape.

An Animated GIF Appeared On Screen, Vaguely Resembling A Human Face
Said, "I'm ORZO, And We Have Come From The Far Reaches Of Space.
Right Now, We Are Operating From XXX024, An Andromeda Base
And We Are Locking For The Greatest Guy In The Human Race.

The Galactic Chronicles Predicted The Birth Of An Earthling Named DON
Several Times In The Past, Others Have Searched Your Planet And Gone.
Now That We Have Found You, We've Double-Parked Very Close To MARS
We Are Waiting For You, Would You Like To Travel Beyond The Stars?

Of Course You Can Bring Along A Friend, A Person Of Your Choice
Someone Intelligent, Smart, With Lots Of Panache And Poise"

I Logged Onto Geocities Chat And Clicked On The Nick WILDROHZ
Sent A PM If She Wanted To Join Me On The Interstellar Force.
I?m Ready, When You Are, She Continued With A Click Of Her Mouse,
Just Pick Me Up On The Way From The Roof Of My House

I Reminded Her That She Would Be Seriously Missing Her Mom,
She Said,"No Problems, I'll Carry Her Construct In A CD-ROM"
Soon The Ship Took Off To Start Out On Its Galactic Flight
Crossed The Virgo & Gemini Constellations At The Speed Of Light

We Will Return Back When Earth Stops Its Stupid Bickering And Wars
Till Then We Have Decided To Cruise The Galaxies And Kiss The Brightest Stars.

This Is The Just The Start Of The Greatest Adventure That Will Never END
The Sequel Is Titled
"Parallel Galaxies, Quasars, & Supernovas With My Best Friend"
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