Profile: Tasty-Headless-Turkeys

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Greetings, upright flesh and water moving creatures. I am Roast Lapan.

Having been lured to this planet by the scent of tasty headless turkeys,
I decided to take with me some of your primitive technology, and aid in your
search for E.T. Be aware, some of us "E.T.'s" are not interested in you, but
only select objects from your world, such as your tasty headless turkeys. As
such, we disable our transmitters from nearby zones to avoid detection.

Thank you for your tasty headless turkeys.
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
And now, answers to questions provided in the initial profile sign-up:

1. Of course extraterrestrial life exists. Humans who are Christian know that other life exists out there, some of which
being God and His angels. Visit EWTN.com (http://www.ewtn.com) for more info.

2. A great "beacon" is prayer. :)
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