Greetings. I am an inter-dimensional Extraterrestrial Biological Entity. By your standards, I am one million microns in height, 10000 grams in weight, and .00000002 eons old - which is still a very long time. I come from a placid exoplanet that orbits Upsilon Andromedae, about 44 light-years away. On Halloween night 1973, I was playing pinball in an Albuquerque arcade, when I slipped off the box I was standing on, rendering myself unconscious - thereby missing my appointed rendezvous time. I have been here ever since.
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
I run SETI@home with the hope of contacting my mothership (mOmO).