New recipe for tacos?
Meth tacos? Texas man tries to sneak drugs across the US-Mexico border, officials say

... Upon his arrival at the Gateway to the Americas Bridge in Laredo, authorities inspected Castro’s belongings and a K-9 allegedly drew officers’ attention to a plastic bag containing tacos and chips, the news release said. The tacos ended up testing positive for meth.

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Love the smell of bacon... this is for you!
Bacon lovers everywhere have a chance to get their own (Brand Name here) Breathable Bacon, while supplies last.

... is a revolutionary face mask featuring the latest in pork-scented technology with two-ply multi-fiber cloth to keep the delicious smell of bacon always wrapped around your nose and mouth

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Love the smell of bacon... this is for you!
Bacon lovers everywhere have a chance to get their own (Brand Name here) Breathable Bacon, while supplies last.

... is a revolutionary face mask featuring the latest in pork-scented technology with two-ply multi-fiber cloth to keep the delicious smell of bacon always wrapped around your nose and mouth

This makes the world a better place

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Bacon is slices of dead pig.

and your point is?

Bacon the pig could so easily become bacon the food?

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

Enjoy the mornings on the freeway I see the loads of breakfast bacon and lunch ham headed to Clougherty Packing I just know how tasty they will be.

Bacon the pig could so easily become bacon the food?

Ah bacon butties. Just breathe in that lovely aroma. :-)

That would be an expensive accidentally dumped load!
Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes

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The great thing with gold is that not much sticks firmly too and, and thus it cleans very easily
But I think I'll pass on that load.

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

Would you name your offspring after a brand name or a specific product for a number of years to get ca$h in your kids college fund or get something for free?
Parents Name Baby after ISP for free Internet

A couple have reportedly named their daughter after an Internet company in return for 18 years of free mobile broadband. Perhaps fortunately the girl now only has "Twifia" as a middle name.

The couple took up a promotional offer from Swiss company Twifi. It made the offer to any parents who named their child with Twifia or Twifius.

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It's Almost Halloween... Posting two strange stores from our local newspaper:

Arlington (TX) callers warned police of gorilla-sized creature. It was a Halloween costume.
Turns out it was a guy on stilts in a gorilla like costume!
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Need a laugh? Watch this raccoon evade capture as he runs through a Texas high school.

Principal Mike Harris edited surveillance footage to capture the cat-and-mouse — or, I guess, teacher-and-raccoon — chase.

In the raccoon’s defense, maybe he was just trying to get an education.

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Grant
Darwin NT

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Grant
Darwin NT

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Grant
Darwin NT

Who has the guts to try this when it's on store shelves?
Hormel announced Tuesday that it’s releasing a new canned chili called Ghost Reaper World’s Hottest Chili with Beans. It features Hormel’s signature chili recipe with a twist — it’s made with ghost and Carolina reaper peppers.

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How do those of yous who sit on the Ring of Fire feel?

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Today's Inspirational Quote:

"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, 'Trick or treat.' 'No thank you.'"

-- Rita Rudner

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Ravenous’ cannibal fish found washed ashore in Texas likes luring prey to their death

The sargassum fish isn’t the biggest or toothiest predator in the sea, but it makes up for it with stealth, trickery and sometimes betrayal.

“Using its ability to change color to camouflage with its surroundings, the sargassum fish is able to stealthily snatch unsuspecting prey from the water,” PINS said. “It is also known to be a cannibal and prey on its own kind.”

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‘Catastrophic’ fire destroys entire holiday season of smoked turkeys at Texas company

Greenberg Smoked Turkeys says the Friday evening fire at a shipping facility in Tyler destroyed its inventory and ability to ship products this year. The turkeys are a popular holiday dish for many families in Texas.

The company is offering refunds for all orders after Nov. 6.

“We are thankful this occurred after hours and no one was injured!” Greenberg Smoked Turkeys posted on Facebook. “We are already in the process of rebuilding and will be back stronger than ever in 2021.”

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