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Sirius B Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24920 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7	Message 2012199 - Posted: 16 Sep 2019, 11:57:11 UTC I said to the baker "How come all your cakes are 50p but that one is £1? He said "That's Madeira cake" ID: 2012199 ·
Tom M Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5126 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462	Message 2014969 - Posted: 11 Oct 2019, 1:47:37 UTC Did you hear about the man with egg on his face? Yup, the "yolk" was on him...... A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). ID: 2014969 ·
Tom M Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5126 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462	Message 2014970 - Posted: 11 Oct 2019, 1:51:07 UTC Old favorites. When I google limericks I got this one A wonderful bird is the pelican, His bill will hold more than his belican, He can take in his beak Enough food for a week But I'm damned if I see how the helican! Source: https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/a-wonderful-bird-is-the-pelican-by-dixon-lanier-merritt A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). ID: 2014970 ·
Tom M Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5126 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462	Message 2019989 - Posted: 21 Nov 2019, 23:15:37 UTC Do you know why Southerner's in America (aka: USA) are so lucky? Its the luck of the draw-al..... A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). ID: 2019989 ·

 
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