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Message 2012199 - Posted: 16 Sep 2019, 11:57:11 UTC

I said to the baker "How come all your cakes are 50p but that one is £1?
He said "That's Madeira cake"
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Message 2014969 - Posted: 11 Oct 2019, 1:47:37 UTC

Did you hear about the man with egg on his face?




Yup, the "yolk" was on him......
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Message 2014970 - Posted: 11 Oct 2019, 1:51:07 UTC

Old favorites. When I google limericks I got this one
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'm damned if I see how the helican!

Source: https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/a-wonderful-bird-is-the-pelican-by-dixon-lanier-merritt

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Message 2019989 - Posted: 21 Nov 2019, 23:15:37 UTC

Do you know why Southerner's in America (aka: USA) are so lucky?














Its the luck of the draw-al.....
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