Raccoon Update XXIV - All Are Welcome In The Critter Cafe

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Mark Stevenson Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 8 Sep 11 Posts: 1736 Credit: 174,899,165 RAC: 91	Message 1863623 - Posted: 25 Apr 2017, 10:25:26 UTC - in response to Message 1863621. It's mine, all MINE calm down Smeegle you forgot to take your pills this morning didn't you ;-) Life is what you make of it :-) When i'm good i'm very good , but when i'm bad i'm shi#eloads better ;-) In't I " buttercups " p.m.s.l at authoritie !!;-) ID: 1863623 ·

rob smith Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22759 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380	Message 1863624 - Posted: 25 Apr 2017, 10:29:31 UTC Forgot??? Pills? What pills???? Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1863624 ·

Mark Stevenson Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 8 Sep 11 Posts: 1736 Credit: 174,899,165 RAC: 91	Message 1863625 - Posted: 25 Apr 2017, 10:46:08 UTC - in response to Message 1863624. What pills???? The one's you're sposed to take with your brecky silly , before you " double up " for lunchtime better read the info sheet with em to make sure it's ok ;-) Life is what you make of it :-) When i'm good i'm very good , but when i'm bad i'm shi#eloads better ;-) In't I " buttercups " p.m.s.l at authoritie !!;-) ID: 1863625 ·

rob smith Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22759 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380	Message 1863626 - Posted: 25 Apr 2017, 10:48:44 UTC Oh, THOSE pills.... Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1863626 ·

Dimly Lit Lightbulb ðŸ˜€ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15401 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1	Message 1863800 - Posted: 26 Apr 2017, 19:09:27 UTC Raccoons build houses for homeless birbs. Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club. ID: 1863800 ·

Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 21919 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1863878 - Posted: 27 Apr 2017, 3:43:45 UTC - in response to Message 1863621. It's mine, all MINE My precious. ID: 1863878 ·

Dimly Lit Lightbulb ðŸ˜€ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15401 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1	Message 1865077 - Posted: 1 May 2017, 19:20:12 UTC A man walks into a bar... The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death." The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself." The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?" The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy." The man jumps up from his stool and shouts "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar. A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face. "Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously. "Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please." Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club. ID: 1865077 ·

Suzie-Q Send message Joined: 9 Mar 07 Posts: 3379 Credit: 4,746,812 RAC: 1	Message 1865126 - Posted: 2 May 2017, 1:13:29 UTC - in response to Message 1865077. A man walks into a bar... The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death." The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself." The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?" The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy." The man jumps up from his stool and shouts "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar. A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face. "Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously. "Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please." There's a joke thread in Cafe Seti. I'm not saying you shouldn't post jokes here. I'm just letting folks know, in case you don't. ~Sue~ ID: 1865126 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1865165 - Posted: 2 May 2017, 4:39:02 UTC Skunk-a-roo enjoys a peanut on the back porch ID: 1865165 ·

rob smith Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22759 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380	Message 1865170 - Posted: 2 May 2017, 4:53:48 UTC In your back yard? Just shows Eric is good at more than one thing :-) Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1865170 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1865173 - Posted: 2 May 2017, 4:59:05 UTC Yes. That is our back yard. We have several skunk visitors each night. Skunk-a-roo came early one evening last weekend when Eric and I happened to be out there. Eric took the video with his phone. ID: 1865173 ·

Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 21919 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1865267 - Posted: 3 May 2017, 3:34:31 UTC I know the feeling. Money can cure a lot of things. ID: 1865267 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1865303 - Posted: 3 May 2017, 6:01:49 UTC - in response to Message 1865196. Kicks brain cells into gear - is that Jarvis? I think you mean Purvis. Purvis, I assume, has gone to skunk heaven as he was always such a good boy. The skunk in the video is Skunk-a-roo. I think he is beautiful. Eric thinks otherwise. ID: 1865303 ·

Grant Nelson Send message Joined: 7 May 12 Posts: 8022 Credit: 4,237,757 RAC: 0	Message 1865505 - Posted: 4 May 2017, 6:45:09 UTC I seen something tonight that would floor you, animal control was at this ranch (which state I don't know) and this Donkey had hoofs that I don't think have been cut in years. It was a total mess, the hoofs had to be nothing less than14 to 16 inches long curled up under it's hoofs. They had to take a saw and cut them off, give it a total hair cut I sure hope they hung that guy and I'd supply the rope. They saved it okay but boy what a mess. ID: 1865505 ·

Grant Nelson Send message Joined: 7 May 12 Posts: 8022 Credit: 4,237,757 RAC: 0	Message 1865625 - Posted: 4 May 2017, 23:49:27 UTC P.S. that Donkey was one happy animal when it was all over. ID: 1865625 ·

David S Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12	Message 1865627 - Posted: 4 May 2017, 23:53:19 UTC No Metal Panthers were tarnished during the production of this motion picture. When polishing your metal animals, remember to use salt and lemon. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. ID: 1865627 ·

Grant Nelson Send message Joined: 7 May 12 Posts: 8022 Credit: 4,237,757 RAC: 0	Message 1865826 - Posted: 6 May 2017, 2:50:33 UTC I can't see why people let their animals get that way, Lazy in working? the hair on it's neck was almost worn off so they took the clippers and shaved it all off. Took 4 of them to complete the job. ID: 1865826 ·

Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 21919 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1865985 - Posted: 7 May 2017, 10:28:34 UTC - in response to Message 1865981. I can't see why people let their animals get that way Nor can I Grant. In my view they all should be nationally named and shamed with the full address published, then banned for life from keeping animals. That American dentist that shot that protected lion got his just deserts and quite right as well. Give it 200 years there won't be an animal left on the is planet we'll have either shot or eaten them all. You will like this Chris. Just wish I had a short version with just the front part of this video. Evening the odds. ID: 1865985 ·

Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 21919 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1865996 - Posted: 7 May 2017, 11:02:38 UTC - in response to Message 1865992. Never heard of it but cannot see what that has to do with animal cruelty. Its the bit about the loin hunting. Now the lion has a better chance at being top of the food chain. ID: 1865996 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1866178 - Posted: 8 May 2017, 5:00:52 UTC I've been having trouble posting pictures lately. I hate it when things change. Hopefully everybody can see this picture. We had two baby possums visit the yard a few nights ago. Eric took this picture of one of them. I don't know how old possums are when they leave their mamas, but our two baby visitors did not come with mom. ID: 1866178 ·

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