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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1662784 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 0:25:50 UTC What the German motorcycle rider said when his wig came off: "Auf wiedersehen, mein Herr" ID: 1662784 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2475 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1662791 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 1:12:20 UTC I'll bet nearby travelers could hare him, when he uttered his farewell. ID: 1662791 ·
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1662797 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 1:40:00 UTC I think he may have just hopped on the bike and went on his way.... ID: 1662797 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2475 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1662798 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 1:44:17 UTC If his bike was hopped-up, he could well have done "wheelies", to move down the road. No wonder he lost his hair. ID: 1662798 ·
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1662800 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 1:49:30 UTC Last modified: 9 Apr 2015, 1:51:55 UTC He could have what I have and be hopped-up all the time.... edit: ... or do we sing the song of the Lepus.... ID: 1662800 ·
Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1662911 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 7:07:16 UTC Everyone wants what you have, Ian, a twin soul And spouse, you're the luckiest man in the world I say.. rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1662911 ·
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1663052 - Posted: 9 Apr 2015, 14:16:25 UTC Thank you, I know I am the luckiest person in the world! There are times when you people make us want to hug you all.. We believe there is nothing we do, that can't be done by anyone else. Back to topic: Nice people make for social niceties! ID: 1663052 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2475 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1663315 - Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 0:58:25 UTC With lots of good will expressed, may I suggest that we punt the ball, once again, in a forward direction. Perhaps, Celt (Ian) will throw out to his team-mates? ID: 1663315 ·
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1663330 - Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 1:26:40 UTC For a smooth transition, did you know that chemo survivors lose most of their hair? ID: 1663330 ·
cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 1663348 - Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 2:04:53 UTC - in response to Message 1663330.   Without airs or grace life's survivors and creators make shameless our contradictions . ID: 1663348 ·
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1663356 - Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 2:34:02 UTC Last modified: 10 Apr 2015, 2:39:12 UTC So rejoice in our differences... ID: 1663356 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2475 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1663361 - Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 2:51:36 UTC Last modified: 10 Apr 2015, 2:52:14 UTC I've known two ladies who underwent chemotherapy (and won). Their hair, however, came in curly (It was straight, originally.). Later, things straightened out. ID: 1663361 ·
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1663364 - Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 2:59:34 UTC I straightened out years ago, but my hair is still wavy... ID: 1663364 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2475 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1663368 - Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 3:05:48 UTC We, in the 'States, have our colorful heroes; e.g., "Wavy" Crockett. ID: 1663368 ·
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1663390 - Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 3:49:38 UTC Now that is what I call 'going to the mountain top!' A born there hero? ID: 1663390 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2475 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1665452 - Posted: 15 Apr 2015, 0:32:17 UTC He topped them all. In Canada, you have Sergeant Preston? ID: 1665452 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2475 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1668257 - Posted: 22 Apr 2015, 3:03:54 UTC Yukon always count on the Mounties to get their man. ID: 1668257 ·
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1668264 - Posted: 22 Apr 2015, 3:29:47 UTC You can on them to do-right every time... ID: 1668264 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2475 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1668268 - Posted: 22 Apr 2015, 3:37:19 UTC With them, it isn't mush-ado about nothing. ID: 1668268 ·
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1668270 - Posted: 22 Apr 2015, 3:41:46 UTC It is not something you would shake a spear at! ID: 1668270 ·

 
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