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Rolf Send message Joined: 16 Jun 09 Posts: 114 Credit: 7,817,146 RAC: 0 |
Mathematic proof that Women are evil The point is: money = sqrt(evil) and money = -sqrt(evil) The sqrt(something) has always two solutions, one positiv (+ sqrt(something)) and one negativ (- sqrt(something)). Easier: sqrt(x^2) = +x and -x. Conclusion can also be: Women = - Evil |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34054 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Is umpteen an example of an imaginary number? |
Mr. Kevvy Send message Joined: 15 May 99 Posts: 3777 Credit: 1,114,826,392 RAC: 3,319 |
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doug Send message Joined: 10 Jul 09 Posts: 202 Credit: 10,828,067 RAC: 0 |
I was taking an advanced calculus class and the prof started off with a pop quiz. I had no idea how to solve or even approach one of the problems, so I wrote "Arrrggghhh!!!" I got full credit for the problem. Doug |
Mr. Kevvy Send message Joined: 15 May 99 Posts: 3777 Credit: 1,114,826,392 RAC: 3,319 |
I was taking an advanced calculus class and the prof started off with a pop quiz. I had no idea how to solve or even approach one of the problems, so I wrote "Arrrggghhh!!!" I got full credit for the problem. Nice... I tried to make a calculus equation as a reply where this was the answer but messed it badly. Appropriate for this thread. :^) |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Ok if umpteen is not an imaginary number could eleventeen be one? |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Ok if umpteen is not an imaginary number I think they call kids that age tweeners:) [/quote] Old James |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Nonsense for the computer geeks: 1 if by LAN, 2 if by C. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Could a woodsman jazz player have logarithm? |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Could a woodsman jazz player have logarithm? If a bunch of them got together wood that be a LOG JAM? [/quote] Old James |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34054 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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