Too hot for the café :)

No way we are talking the little urn you stole from us and haven't given back this year England 0 Australia 5 no draws

Poor Ossies, better get some XXXX & Fosters in boys.....

...we're getting warmed up for you.....

Good on Ya Jimmy

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Too hot for the café :)

No way we are talking the little urn you stole from us and haven't given back this year England 0 Australia 5 no draws

Poor Ossies, better get some XXXX & Fosters in boys.....

...we're getting warmed up for you.....

Good on Ya Jimmy

Na I was only stating a fact of history Mister Sirius b ..lollol
and we are still gona kick your butts...hehehe

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The Brits invented one of the best sports ever, rugby, and they also came up with cricket.

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The Brits invented one of the best sports ever, rugby, and they also came up with cricket.

Yes I agree Betreger

However us ozzies will take the credit for the newer form of cricket known as the one day game or limited overs game thanks to Kerry Packer he showed the selectors over in England what real power and lot's of cash can do.

Sirius I believe they came begging on there hands and knees to be involved in the ODI's and Kerry Packer got everything he wanted including exclusive rights for ten years to televise it .......yes I am being naughty heheheh

A bit early I know to start sledging .....heheheh

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I don't know why everyone is getting so emotional, England will clearly win :)

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Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club.

Just a reminder that you're playing for the minor places! ICC Test cricket ranking.

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It had to happen, which is why I put the thread in politics instead of the Café.

@Glenn

No chance cobber!

England 2 Ossies 1 with 2 draws - Game over.

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It had to happen, which is why I put the thread in politics instead of the Café.

@Glenn

No chance cobber!

England 2 Ossies 1 with 2 draws - Game over.

Wait till they actually start the game mate heheheheheheheheheeh

you pom's keep dreaming Australia 2 pom's 1 2 draws

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Simplified Rules of Cricket

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.

When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.

There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

I Like that one ....a simple game......lol

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The only Ashes you'll be taking home is your team's as we're gonna burn you.

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Just a reminder that you're playing for the minor places! ICC Test cricket ranking.

We don't care about the test ranking on this one . We want our URN back so you south Africans can have ya test ranking where in front of you in the ODI ranking anyway and as for 20/20 that's just playing around . It's for the crowds

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Just a reminder that you're playing for the minor places! ICC Test cricket ranking.

We don't care about the test ranking on this one . We want our URN back so you south Africans can have ya test ranking where in front of you in the ODI ranking anyway and as for 20/20 that's just playing around . It's for the crowds

Even less likely to even find a team judging by this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/22579938

Admit it, your chances of borrowing our Urn is virtually nil.

That's a shame as he's a pretty good cricketer. IMV, once a game/test/match commences, all players should be banned from using social media, less problems for the teams that way.

@John

Come the World Cup, you'll be lucky to maintain fourth place!

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Just a reminder that you're playing for the minor places! ICC Test cricket ranking.

We don't care about the test ranking on this one . We want our URN back so you south Africans can have ya test ranking where in front of you in the ODI ranking anyway and as for 20/20 that's just playing around . It's for the crowds

Even less likely to even find a team judging by this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/22579938

Admit it, your chances of borrowing our Urn is virtually nil.

Thanks mate I have ben busy today and only caught a bit of something about somebody using bad language

YOU u%^^ING TWIT WARNER you giving those pom's the game before it starts. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Just a reminder that you're playing for the minor places! ICC Test cricket ranking.

We don't care about the test ranking on this one . We want our URN back so you south Africans can have ya test ranking where in front of you in the ODI ranking anyway and as for 20/20 that's just playing around . It's for the crowds

Even less likely to even find a team judging by this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/22579938

Admit it, your chances of borrowing our Urn is virtually nil.

Thanks mate I have ben busy today and only caught a bit of something about somebody using bad language

YOU u%^^ING TWIT WARNER you giving those pom's the game before it starts. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yep! So now its gonna be: -

England 3 Ossies 1 with 1 draw :)

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Just a reminder that you're playing for the minor places! ICC Test cricket ranking.

We don't care about the test ranking on this one . We want our URN back so you south Africans can have ya test ranking where in front of you in the ODI ranking anyway and as for 20/20 that's just playing around . It's for the crowds

Even less likely to even find a team judging by this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/22579938

Admit it, your chances of borrowing our Urn is virtually nil.

Thanks mate I have ben busy today and only caught a bit of something about somebody using bad language

YOU u%^^ING TWIT WARNER you giving those pom's the game before it starts. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yep! So now its gonna be: -

England 3 Ossies 1 with 1 draw :)

Na we still got the best man Clarky . Warner has yet to prove his a good test player ODI's yep
so still gona be Australia 2 pom's 1 2 draws and watt's this about it's your bloody URN I think Sir Don would have something to say to you lot about that ....hehehe

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Pretty obvious you're not a follower of Cricket! Those of us that do are aware of the Ashes Urn.



2013

1st Test 10th - 14th July Trent Bridge
2nd Test 18th - 22nd July Lord's
3rd Test 1st - 5th August Old Trafford
4th Test 9th - 13th August Chester-Le-Street
5th Test 21st - 25th August The Oval

& a One Day International that poses a quandary! Who do I support?

3rd September Ireland v England Dublin

As for the Urn, the replica as well as the original of course will be remaining in the UK :)

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Hey Chris I gotta find something to sledge you guys with isn't that the tradition of the ashes series .Even if i'm bending the truth just a bit hehehehehehehe

Sirius you live in northern area or southern area . If ya in the north you have to go for the English right !

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Are you watching Glenn?

BTW, Ireland is Ireland - that little bit up north is "Little Britain" :)

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